@mitchlerner.bsky.social
First time long time
Total cook time for tea:
Boil water: 5 min
Forget you boiled water: 60 min
Boil water again: 3 min
Start tea steeping: 1 min
Forget the tea is steeping: 30 min
The tea is now cold, so microwave it: 2 min
One must wait in line and buy the coffee before taking a seat at a busy coffee shop.
20.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you this has been driving me crazy. A real golden sombrero for the MLB app.
18.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Iberia air safety video is unhinged. Auteur-industrial pop. grupo.iberia.com/videos/detai...
19.09.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The masculine urge to have a larger car than necessary in case of “moving stuff”
28.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The new South Park is very good
24.07.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0somehow big balls returned
26.06.2025 21:35 — 👍 784 🔁 106 💬 31 📌 2In how many directions can you wag a dog before you rip it in half?
13.06.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two sacks of turned deli meat flapping at each others folds as the sun sets and the village burns
05.06.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I resent having to take Chris Yarvin seriously. Guy doesn’t even know how to lean
03.06.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Elon’s time in politics:
03.06.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok Clark. If you took out the trash that’d be super man
16.05.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump every morning
08.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do all my spices start with C
05.04.2025 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When life gives you lemons, sell them. CarMax
03.01.2025 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no time like the present. But there is a present like the time. Casio.
24.12.2024 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Babe do you want Locust or Race
18.08.2024 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has anybody checked on the Hillbilly Elegy casting couch?
25.07.2024 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sitting in Tender Greens, disassociating as Steely Dan plays over the speakers and an endless parade of Kamala memes scroll by.
24.07.2024 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just need to say that Emma Stone is incredible in The Curse. Some of the best egoless acting out there.
17.07.2024 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Want to feel gratitude? Walk into a DMV only to pee. Then leave and go about your day.
08.07.2024 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The White House tonight:
06.07.2024 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I be a morning person?
*gets up at 6am once*
No.
We are months away from a cultural comeback for Mumford & Sons. Whiffs of earnest banjo in the ether.
16.05.2024 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The pharmacy’s shelf of Close Shaves
15.05.2024 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gonna tell my kids this was Martin Scorsese
09.05.2024 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watched Challengers and immediately ran the fastest 5K of my life. At 11pm. That movie and that score: BANGERS.
01.05.2024 06:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why must we be hungry multiple times a day. The fooding is endless
30.04.2024 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My kitchen feels like a trap room in an Atari game. Try to leave to be productive but just keep bouncing between the fridge and the cabinet forever.
04.04.2024 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dune in Highland Park
28.03.2024 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
