Whitney Nelsen

a graphic ranking Whitney's favorite games by tier of enjoyment. S Tier reads: Until Dawn Portal/Portal 2 Sayonara Wild Hearts Alan Wake P.T. Oxenfree Inside (in spite of it being a platformer) Slay the Spire Balatro A Tier reads: Bioshock 1 Fallout 3 Life is Strange Last of Us Little Misfortune ​​Telltale’s Walking Dead Limbo (in spite of it being a platformer) The Witness B Tier reads: Heavy Rain Horizon Zero Dawn Firewatch Bioshock 2 & Bio Infinite Fallout: New Vegas Fallout 4 Fez (in spite of it being a platformer) C Tier reads: God of War Detroit: Become Human Gone Home Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture The Wolf Among Us The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit D Tier has an asterisk denoting that the games in this tier are not bad games, per se, but were games that I didn't finish, because they either weren’t my style, had slow parts I couldn’t push through, games I just plain didn’t like, or I put them down and forgot about them ADHD-style. D Tier reads: Deadspace Quantum Break L.A. Noir Little Nightmares Night in the Woods The Longing The Vanishing of Ethan Carter Bastion And the bottom has a side note with honorable mentions to survival+resource games: The Long Dark, Don’t Starve, Cult of the Lamb, Stardew Valley, State of Decay 2

Sometimes, you want to start playing #videogames again for the first time since like 2019 and the ADHD hits so hard you gotta make a full graphic to assist people who might suggest new games to you.

Who has two thumbs and just bought tickets to finally go see @eve6.bsky.social live for the first time, even though this person has been a fan since 1998? (hint: it's me)

“Whitney, don’t drink rocks.” - something I literally had to say to myself last night.

MANAGER: I hope that's okay.

1. (Lie) No worries.
2. [Attack] You'll pay for this.

It's been consuming my thoughts for three days now.

I put this to you, Bluesky: As a kid, all recipes were baked at 350 for an hour. Now everything is put in the oven at 425 for 25-35 minutes. Did we just get less scared about food poisoning, or did we realize we were making everything dry and tasteless?

A boudoir image of the poster, a femme-presenting tall pale brunette on the low-end of plus-size in a near-sheer pink lingerie slip and robe with lace trim standing near a window looking out with her arms wrapped around her.

Been having a lot of Thoughts and Feelings™ about my body between long-Covid, diabetes, chronic migraines, and having my appendix poison me and need emergency surgery to remove, and all of it happening in the last year (-migraines) means tbh I’ve felt kinda betrayed by my body and not sexy at all.

yessssssssss

Also apparently the enzyme in bananas reduces the absorption of flavonols from berries, so if you're putting both in a smoothie together you're actually negating a lot of the health benefits of berries, I don't think avocado has that enzyme.

Woke up having aggravated the slipped disc in my lower back IN MY SLEEP. Few things make you feel older or more broken than waking up hurting when you didn't go to bed hurting.

DONE

Part of the charm, I think

I mean hanging out with almost anyone gives me at least a little anxiety so I get it, but it's still a heroic action I can get behind.

I love my town. Philly spunk.

REAL TALK

Looking so cute!

I literally don't think I've ever owned a piece of red clothing that wasn't shoes -even in infancy- so the best I can do is offer a red lip.

"Send it to boarding school. Food babies ruin political aspirations." -me, ten years ago.

This is a take I do not share, but TOTALLY understand. They're a really weird thing to eat. It's essentially eating the ocean's Britta filters which both taste and feel preeeeeeetty similar to post-nasal drip.

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets!

Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide

Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

Giulia vs Deonna Purrazzo vs Gisele Shaw vs Momo Kohgo

That women’s four-way match at Impact in Philly is some of the best wrestling I’ve ever seen live.

screenshot from TikTok where a user commented “you look like if a man and a woman had a child”

somebody on TikTok was trying to call a person androgynous and couldn’t come up with the word so they said this and I’m going to be thinking about it all morning

OMG I thought I was the only one who did this

canned and tubed meats deserve more credit and shitting on them reflexively is probably rooted in a societal acceptance of classism

Posted a picture of my torn-up, painful cuticles with some talk about #adhd and #bfrb on FB and IG and as turns out: it's one of my most educational/informative posts ever?!? Glad I posted it, even if I was so embarrassed at the wretched state of my fingies I almost bailed out while drafting it.

update: they put the chair in a museum!! 😂🙌🤯

The main reason I am watching more Impact than any other wrestling these days.