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HOLY SHIT

unfortunately it's an lcd not a crt

a tv that is encased in a plush giraffe?

3-stocking you in a falco mirror on the HANNSPREE 19-inch Giraffe television

brainwormed maga+libs board game party tweet

i mean we've all played cards against humanity, this isn't really a novel take

i'm so sorry but she literally looks like my 97 year old grandmother

Lemme know! I haven't been in ages, i miss their cinnamon rolls so bad

we gotta get you to chicago so you can experience ann sather

!!!!

omg wait is this why they keep me around

this is the same exact thing, except with weaponized transphobia layered on top

this is true! it's wild that the right was able to whip parents up into a transphobic rage because they all want everyone to tell little Jaidlynne she's the best at kickball. said it before but the participation trophy generation is gen x and boomer parents, they're the ones who asked for them

I know it's apples to oranges bc Mario did it a generation earlier, but Sonic's jump from Sonic CD/3D Blast to Sonic Adventure is a more impressive and ambitious jump from 2d to 3d than Mario World to Mario 64

luckily it's still safe to hate it because it's still ugly as fuck even if AI didn't do it

im robotsandtrexes if you wanna add me!

oh shit.

hey let's play fortnite sometime

do you think if i make hank hill do a hatsune miku dance i can do the same thing

there's an actual story! And you get to see six different perspectives on it! They fit fishing and stealth gameplay in there and it actually fucking works most of the time! It might not be a better game than Mario 64 but it was a much bigger swing, and that counts for something!

I know it's apples to oranges bc Mario did it a generation earlier, but Sonic's jump from Sonic CD/3D Blast to Sonic Adventure is a more impressive and ambitious jump from 2d to 3d than Mario World to Mario 64

TOO TRUE

a card from once upon a galaxy, a 6/6 called the burninator

check out once upon a galaxy, trogdor is in it

Annoyingly, granted. You'd have to tilt the mattress up vertically from the doorway, but idk, I kinda have to do that anyway with mine since it's up against the wall

Damn homie

The ideal bedroom layout is you essentially swap the closet with the rest of the bedroom. you put your bed in there, and you put like, a chaise in the larger room which now becomes a luxurious DRESSING ROOM where you set up wardrobes, display stands for colognes, a crystal decanter of sherry, etc

YEAH EXACTLY

I need all of you to imagine a 6x6 room where the only thing in it is a bed which is fit so that, edge to edge, there is no floor space in the room. Maybe an electrical outlet and small corner wall shelf for your phone or an alarm clock. But it is a room you will never stand up in. Bliss

Lots of funny joke answers but the real answer is bed. The dream is to have one room that is wall to wall bed and nothing else, and you could make it happen here

trying to find a baking in the sun/jaffa/jaffer cake pun here but I'm coming up empty

Id show up in a colorblock shirt wearing my cool s chain with my they them partners and my sourdough starter from 2020 and I think everyone there would be immediately vaporized

Wait actually lmao I might come thru

Also, not for nothing, this is the funniest movie I've seen in like over a decade?