Forgetful Man

A lot of people don't know that you can just do that. Super easy way to get out but hardly no one ever really thinks about it.

Can you image being a peaceful mountain gorilla in your forest glade and then some ass hole wizard yoinks you into the middle of a battlefield and the other wizards is throwing fireballs at you before you even stop throwing up? Fucking wizards.

Some of my favorite Reddit posts are on r/paranormal. Lots of folks over there think mirrors are going to kill them.

I have fallen ass first into collecting #PlayingCards and I’m going to go bankrupt backing all of the amazing cards on kickstarter.

What did you do with the rest of the elf?

My first deck of cards, got these from my grandmother. I think they were made in 93, the casino was open from 94 to 95. Casino cards are a dime a dozen and probably no one else on the face of the planet gives a shit about casino cards from MS casinos. But I think this shit is cool. #PlayingCards

I bet the dude that wrote that shares a Facebook account with his wife.

I’ve been slowly working my way through #Invincible and this dude Mark kind of sucks. Does he ever win a fight? I’m so sick of this guy getting the shit best out of him every episode.

I quest I need to watch that sunny Philadelphia show.

Absolutely zero interest in the Marvel/Xmen sets but will be hoping for more crossovers soon. I would go bonkers over a Dragon Ball or Mega Man set.

#DiceThrone is king shit. Absolutely love the presentation and the packaging. Setup is nonexistent and the game itself is easy to play. I got Seasons 1 and 2 of normal game, me and wife have played twice so far picking different characters each time, everything just works.

Picture of my monster Hunter wilds character. He’s wearing the hope armor with the hood down. He’s a white guy with reddish brown hair and a reddish beard that’s starting to grey. He’s got some crazy Alice In Chains eye makeup. Lots of scars on his face cause he sucks at blocking monster attacks.

If anyone wants to add a pretty cool guy to the MHWilds squad hit me up

Man I’ve got to beat this tigrex in Monster Hunter Now and shit he just move around so much like damn hold still bro.

Are y’all starting in Chicago? Or . . .?

Avowed is going well. I chose war hero as my background because I love playing himbos and that background starts with zero int. Anyway every war hero dialogue choice treats the NPCs like they are the dumbest bitch on the planet. I’ve accidentally created an idiot ass hole.

Presidents‘ Day isn’t a real fucking holiday. They can all suck a dick.

Fucking Monday

Sometimes the titty artist draw the tittys so big they look like toes. I call it the toetalititty.

Why does will smith look like he never got over the shellfish allergy from Hitch.

As fun as Chapell Roan’s performance was at the Grammys, I think it’s important to remember, it’s never okay to appropriate Rodeo Clown culture. If you are going to use rodeo clowns in your performance please do it with respect that culture deserves.

Not sure your dog is having a good day.

Make sure they don’t use the poisoned needles that turn you into baby. While baby Joe will eventually become ten times stronger than current Joe, you will have to age up naturally and will be unprepared for the rigors of combat in baby form.

I would sign up for communism just to piss off my dad.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN . . .

Cpap is so good.

Renfield is canonically the sequel to Nosferatu.

I think you have to cook it first.

My biggest complaint about that switch was that the screen was a little too small for my geriatric eyes. I am so excited to play those Zelda games on a handheld screen I can see.

I read on the wiki that either triss or yen made them stop giving her the grass because they said it may cause weird bad shit to happen when she hit puberty.and that’s the most Witcher explanation I’ve heard for why she didn’t do the trial but like they were gonna let her do it.

Someone should write this on a hat.