GOBLIN 🏴

You seem obsessed

@giantbomb.bsky.social the GOATs always. Thanks for keeping me sane, though Leisure Suit Larry is testing me.

This is powerful

I’m a coffee anti-snob, all coffee should be instant and tasting like dirt

Stinky bean got back from getting his gonads removed and fell into his dinner lmao

Fuck? Am I just discovering I’m basically Charlie Brown

An orange and white cat with tabby stripes. He is being bonked in the head with a ball, as if it were thrown at him. He sits on a bed in a beige room.

it be like that

We have been waiting so long for acknowledgement. Feels like the tides are turning.

My god

Just got agility pet LFG BAYBEEEE

Boutta inhale a fat fucking tub of egg fried rice, wbu

He’s a funny little guy, I’ll let it pass

Me staring at my ceiling after another exhaustingly draining week (it's only tuesday) Cat lying in bed

Dracula and Richter in the intro of Symphony of the Night. Dracula's dialogue reads "Grok, do an epic vulgar roast of this miserable little pile of secrets".

Yeh but youre a cat so…

That’s an action thriller like Home Alone. Not enough funny little guys to be a Christmas film

I’ll allow this one, you may stand

Love a bedtime poop good stuff

Gremlins and The Muppet Christmas Carol are the only Christmas films, prove me wrong.

Actually don’t, sit down and shut the fuck up.

Wish I would know but I’m 5”4 and they’ve given up making clothes for dudes my height

Everything is going so well in 2025 xo

Wow thanks for destroying all I’ve ever known

I call them Bloobs

I got Rampaging Death. Metal as fuck.

WHAT DA

Always round up to the nearest 0

Big day for depressed 30 year olds.

OSRS SAILING RELEASE

I’m more of a 100 days semen dispersal kinda guy

Death Grips are great cos they write lyrics like “Too many hoes in my motherfucking meal” like he’s talking bout raisins in a curry

Looking handsome is about all we are good for and I can’t even do that