GOBLIN 🏴

And the award for Breast Action game goes to

Wouldn’t mind giving up rn

Real depression hours

Perfect evening actually

Nintendo HQ is on fire rn

Hell yeh finally the world is getting on my level

The enshittification of everything

[Halo3] #197 The Storm (7)

I bought a new plant the other day and my cat murdered it within minutes of bringing it home, I stand in solidarity

M&S defo do the best veggie meal deal options but fuck me 6 quid is outrageous. Eat the rich.

You can have a little meltdown as a treat

Hope you’re all good, hit me up if ya wanna vent or w.e

WIMIN? NOT SEXIST JUST DONT LIKE EM

BUT WHAT ABART ARE WIMIN
AND CHILDRIN?! SMALL BOATS TRANS MARXISM

Sorry to hear, bet they’ve lived an amazing life

Pollock was kinda shit at art

Shit tastes like TV static

Guys my cat got into my tylenol stash, now he won’t stop quoting Halo 3

are ur kids talking about autism?

ttyl - take tylenol you loser
aita - autism is tylenol ahhhh
wtaf - where tylenol? autism fiending
gtfo - get tylenol, freakin out
g2g - got to go (pick up tylenol)

My cat loves when I sing Green Day to him, goes all goober mode

I stand with Kate

Ikea plantdogs hit so fucking good at half 9 in the morning

Fancy fancy

Tbf even with little taste nothing beats a cerveza in hot weather

The qualifier being at least this beer is actually Spanish

Not great imo, but better than a lot of the fake Spanish shit popping up like Madri

I’ll take them too

You can scrape the tomato onto my plate

Best part of breakfast