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alright gimme another 15, 20 years to recover emotionally and I can probably watch that for a 3rd time

walkin in 2 da theater with a 30 pack of tissues in my pocket to see Grave of the Fireflies let's mfin go, bout to be moist as hell in here

someone was so inspired mid-read they had to immediately stand up and find a boss to punch

season 1 of The Sopranos goes by like a gentle spring breeze, what a tight well-flowing series of episodes. and i forgot how god damn funny this show is basically at all times

mfers already putting halloween candy out at the grocery store but ain't got none of the good stuff?? Just a wall of multi flavored candy corn???? wheres my spooky gummy treats you fucks

3 minutes later, that sounds like a lot of work maybe I'll just reread all the Wikipedia summaries and pretend

1am is when the best life choices are made. its time to re watch The Sopranos

how many of your 7 layers of skin do you really need?

saw theres a Highlander movie remake and asked wow who needs this

then I saw Henry cavill as McLeod, Russell Crowe as Ramirez, Dave Bautista as The Kurgan

it me, I need this

i feel like i have been home for 8 hours and am longing for the sweet release of sleep, instead it has been 79 minutes. what the fuck tortured ass day did i wake into

by that description i can only assume this is a drink for the oldest of olds. know some 78+ year old men around here who would probably fire off a load if they took a sip

were they stoned out their gat dang minds???? thats the only excuse

like these mfers ain't ever seen a wendys menu before?? startled and bamboozled looking at the prices or something? what the fuck!!! its the same shit every time

priced out multiple car repairs based on part info online/labor costs i saw in different places and was prepared to spend $3k on some shit and hell yeah, instead it's $1250 for the estimate from a highly reputable shop hell yea. that $1750 saved is gonna buy me 4 licensed lego sets in 2025 lets go

switched to the most ultra high fiber whole grain tortillas imaginable with 30g of fiber in every tortilla and Jesus christ the farts are like a tuba cluster bomb being unleashed inside of a pool

also apologies for adding on another voice to the psychological torture of this voice-related accusation

it doesnt seem like nasal to me, it's like someone ever so slightly shifted the knob away from low end frequencies and towards the high end frequencies

did some research to see and it looks like folks think ultimately Trump's executive orders were pro-propane industry, secured Hank's vote easy

the beno udrih kings are just sonic 06, I've done been telling people this

this is part of why my deceased relatives estate has been taking forever to close. got 6 more months of life out of radiation treatment and in turn the only asset she had that she wanted to pass down the line is now earmarked for repayment. world is a fuck

yeah but the soundtrack would Bang

run with speed
and you'll be
in an equitable situation
what you'll see will earn you
divideeeeee~nds

spending my lunch outside today and I am downwind of an arbys which is making me never want to eat at arbys again, what a foul intrusive odor. roast feet and cheddar ass smell

have you conquered Forbes Corporate Warrior? i am on a desperate hunt to find proof that this game is beatable

I thought the rumored offer was carter and a 1st

I've had 3 months of absolutely joyous stomach/intestinal health and it was so good that I forgot what it was like to be in the (butt)mud dealing with IBS and boy howdy am i remembering today and I would like to forget again

I bought an extremely small sample of a cologne for wealthy people/broke people with horrible impulse control, and it made me smell like I got raw dogged by a cherry bush that chain smokes cigarettes in the back of a mustang and fuck why do I love smelling like that.

am i correct in my linguistics math that "Howdy" expertly splits the difference here without the horny concerns?

I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

waking up at 330 and its still 77 degrees outside sucks ass, get me out of the summer already. idk how you sickos in Texas and Nevada and whatnot survive this hell