hello!
17.04.2025 02:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@creaturelysort.bsky.social
midwest city girl ~ 25yo ~ minors dni π ~ god's favorite transexual and the vegeta of her friend group (she/her)
hello!
17.04.2025 02:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0transition timeline kinda goes crazy
09.04.2025 23:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i did not get a beautiful butch lesbian but i did get a really cute girlfriend and i am now the butch lesbian trying to save her. funny how that goes
09.04.2025 07:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0more than anything i just wanna gush about my beautiful girlfriend celeste whom i love and adore and oh my god she's so perfect for me
09.04.2025 06:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i donβt care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries
11.02.2025 15:42 β π 5363 π 444 π¬ 89 π 9real feminists are bad at domming because they'll never say no to a woman
28.01.2025 23:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0recently ive been kind of like if a fuckboy had a nice rack and a fat ass and that's been cool actually
18.01.2025 06:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0changed my mind im not monogamous
18.01.2025 02:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0apparently if you send a picture of yourself with a sword to a lesbian they think it's rizz and they fall in love with you. just been hearing it on the streets
12.01.2025 06:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ooo-wee-hee!
11.01.2025 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jojoβs Bizarre Penis
10.01.2025 05:58 β π 31 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0bad news guys. im still really cute
08.01.2025 21:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0happy new year shawties
01.01.2025 05:52 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0going to the gay bar stone cold sober i hope no one chooses tonight to be attracted to me because i have absolutely zero rizz rn
01.01.2025 00:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 2025 outs and ins
Out:
- people pleasing
- "ew, you like men?" And similar sentiment
- being too nervous
In:
- being gentle
- shooting your shot
- barking
the corner of 11th and harvey milk street, just down the road from the lilith abortion clinic. i think the wokies from there pounced out and got me
31.12.2024 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i went to portland and as soon as i stepped out of my car someone injected me with heroin and i woke up thirteen hours later with big naturals and a neopussy you cant make this shit up
31.12.2024 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NOOOOOO
29.12.2024 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it'll get too powerful dont do that
29.12.2024 19:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah just dont do anything gross or weird with it. like dont refrain from jamming objects inside of it just because you think it might be adjacent to penetrative sex. they're not made with sexual gratification in mind
29.12.2024 19:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i am gay and still write poetry
29.12.2024 17:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my useless daughter didnt bring home any suitors from the ball and ive been thinking about recycling her flesh and making a few helpful homunculi from the meat
29.12.2024 17:44 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Twilight is baby's first monster fucker movie. Shape of Water is a monster fucker movie for grown adults. Nosferatu is a monster fucker movie but for actual perverts
29.12.2024 05:00 β π 4980 π 618 π¬ 124 π 83babe please donβt rage against the dying of the light youβre scaring the hoes
28.12.2024 17:55 β π 242 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0I put all my money on buncho if i lose this bet im fucking ruined
28.12.2024 07:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 025 and im sober from three can i still be cool
28.12.2024 06:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0smoking that shit that will inherit the earth this shit is meek and MID!
27.12.2024 06:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll do it again too
26.12.2024 18:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yabu!
26.12.2024 05:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can i come over and rapidly expel all of my matter
26.12.2024 05:08 β π 51 π 4 π¬ 9 π 0