jess

the right to make jokes like this was one of the things i took out of divorcing a chemical engineer

navier-stoked to shotgun it

i have this thought that the zoomers or alphas, at some point in the next couple years, are gonna come up with a new word for the unique combination of mortifying embarrassment and existential terror that trump elicits

i also took this picture

i can tell you really got in the flow

no, I'm in Seattle for the other, less prestigious, nerd conference

excited to attend!

ah yes, the winning strategy of

*checks notes*

ceding your platform to the opposition

how much could one reserved port in a range of 65535 cost, Michael, ten dollars?

ah yes, the assembly instruction that takes three arguments

we were never meant to have ephemeral ports

retvrn

Cruelty is not about results you get. It's about the results in you.

blast, foiled again

who all is in Seattle next week for USENIX Security? hmu!

class, what do we say about every accusation again? all together, please!

i have watched too much tv with bradley whitford in it bc i can imagine the exact delivery of this

wait, does bradley whitford, like nicolas cage, only ever play himself?

Standing up for the smallest of minorities is important because when you accept the premise that one group are expendable because small or ‘insignificant’, you have accepted the idea of the expendability of human life in general, and the enemy will use your acquiescence to pick off yet more.

new project runway sucks. idk if it sucked this bad in the non-Heidi-years bc I haven't really watched them. but having sampled a broad spectrum from season 5 to season 14: the new project runway sucks.

watching season 1 instead.

i am making my career in one particular niche case of this. i suspect i will eventually make a product or OSS project, at which point i will have three or four previous employers sue me saying "but you had that idea while you were here!"

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does anyone have a link to a really good, tailored, crisp, purple dress or separates? think plum, deep, almost burgundy, like the poisonous Zac Posen Delta cabin crew uniforms

I'm well aware that this may put me in a minority by now, but I don't WANT there to be a Dem Stephen Miller. I don't want a psychopath who will run roughshod over every law and right people have in pursuit of a goal and then go on TV and say "how DARE these far-right lunatics obstruct justice 🥺"

no object or verb in this sentence, just a subject

what a nerd (complimentary)

this fence is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

we're gonna be fucking here

love you alex

More than anything else, this is the thing that persuades me that Trump does not plan on leaving in 2028

fun fact that I love repeating: there were buttons in the mac touchpad between 2008 and 2017. every mac touchpad since then has simulated the click of the button using haptics. nobody noticed when there stopped being buttons in it.