Chris Theisen

I know you weren't a producer on this episode but if you don't get some sort of prize for this, fans should riot

Not sure if this was really @pftompkins.bsky.social on @dropout.tv @gamechangershow.bsky.social because he didn't use his catchphrase "Well well well, look at this candy-ass motherfucker! You wanna fight Santa?"

:Attenborough Voice: Such a concentration of boomers has never been filmed

Oh, shit! I am sorry, stoners. Please do not weakly throw things at me, then forget what you were doing, and sit back down on the couch.

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ANY GIVEN CASTING DIRECTOR: So the character’s a creepy little freak, who do we got

Miles away, Walton Goggins tilts his head like a dog hearing a frequency no one else can hear. He sniffs the air. A slow, genuine, but terrifying, smile fills his face.

I assume he's the head of production at said condom factory

No, disracist

All Irish bands have now cancelled their official SXSW performances | Nialler9 What began with an initial boycott and cancellation of SXSW Festival shows this past weekend by Kneecap in the wake of their US TV debut has now resulted

Every Irish band booked to play SXSW has pulled out, joining the boycott in solidarity with Gaza. You love to see it

Imagine it. Not being on the ground. Wild stuff

one of the wildest things about working in security engineering is that you’ll have a truly hellish week, but trying to explain it to someone who doesn’t understand the job is virtually indistinguishable from “i was trying to play call of duty and some teenager was really mean to me.”

00's internet forum culture really was peak

I think it might happen in record time compared to the slow burn of Google results turning to shit. The moat for video content is destroyed and the algorithm loves boosting new shit.

To be fair, now that I have mine, it's more: Wow! You have a PhD! (very derogatory)

When is the NFT coming out for these

I bet the dogs in the car are really upset for some reason

Mr. Rogers teaches children to be nice, an early infection of the woke mind virus

“TV is too woke now!” Sir, we grew up with a television show where a racially diverse group of kids summon a man with green hair to fight climate change

Pulling the death lever with the unhinged open mouth smile-laugh expression

Shitty ai being integrated into everything despite it being ass is like nepotism with a bunch of tech billionaires insisting we have to work with and take seriously their idiot robot son

Isn’t this what the neuralink is

I’m convinced The Cut is some sort of avant garde Onion at this point

If you owe the government $100 that's your problem. If you owe the government $500 million, that's the RNC's problem.

Cracks me up to think she went back to her home and was complaining about the lady with bad vibrations who spooked her dog. “The audacity! Being in public with those vibrations? Has she no shame? People are the worst!”

Lede status: buried

Instead of selling BlueSky codes, I am going to grow tomatoes. Bet on yourself.

If you liked the Marvels, you should watch the series. Similar vibe and one of the best TV series they put out, IMO.

Concerning

Found Yaccarino’s Bluesky account