Mark Confidant, aka Markus

If it helps you feel at all better their orbital decays are kinda beam sabering them little by little already.

Howms’t?

It implies a mayonnaise decanter.

The use of “uncorked” here is an affront.

@rhysticstudies.bsky.social I've got a friend who's on the Japanese localization team for Magic if you want their info if you ever end up doing a video on Magic translation.

Downshift it for pauper.

(Nothing against OP, go help them pick some cards for the 99)

I’m pretty darn Scryfall api literate. Whatcha needing?

Hot take but “5c commander featuring [new or featured subtype in set]” has felt like a pretty creatively bankrupt design the last three times they’ve done it and I’m not optimistic when I see it in a card file.

Imagine a storm turn.

Unironically I would watch “commander but any time a triggered ability triggers it gets 1.05x faster.”

Start it at like 80% speed. Instant comedy gold.

I could also see red white. Boros is probably the most typecast color pair, so making a version of it focused on the kinda paradoxical question of “how do we make systems that make people as free and equal as possible” would be a cool direction.

Honestly yeah. There are cons to the collector boosterification of magic, but the ceiling on how good art can be is only rising.

Anarchists charm

That’s the one with the detective who can see the history of food he eats, right?

Okay but @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social is there any chance you’d put a World Trade Center card from the Sim City TCG in your party box?

It’s hard to find but Tetris: the Games People Play by Box Brown is also really good. The history of Tetris is fucking crazy. Like it features yacht suicide, kgb agents doing contract negotiations, Nintendo being Nintendo, and the original creator getting completely screwed.

I like A City On Mars by the Wienersmiths. It’s about the feasibility of space exploration in the near future.

Inspect element crimes? I thought this was less bad twitter.

Personally I take that just as “dudes transforming into other dudes is an FF thing”. Like twink death by turning into elder god is kinda par for the course over there.

Those might be a perfect example of a thing that’s on its face nonsense but FF peeps are just like “oh yeah it’s this guy.”

We should all aspire to study so Rhystically

Apologies in advance for what I’m about to do:

H.R. Gieger? I hardly knew ‘er!

This is right in the gieger space of both phallic and yonic.

I mean “we’ve noticed that UB sets are motivating enough to new players that we can get away with more complexity” seems like a reasonable account for FF’s mechanics. Especially if mechanics like job select feel intuitive enough to FF players to do some information piggybacking.

You should be able to sign up to be an organ donor who donates only to people who signed up to be organ donors.

It’s negative 63 to negative 163 rafts. That’s a lotta raft debt.

This #MTGEternities commander card has some pretty poor templating to its reminder text. IMO it should at least be “a player commits a crime” and ideally would be “a player commits a crime if they target any of their opponents, anything their opponents control…”

Bygone colossus 9 Art depicts a robot with floating limbs standing above a cloudscape as the corona of a black bike lights the background Artifact creature — Robot Giant Warp 3 (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this creature at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.) Flavor text: The Edge is littered with the vestiges of civilizations annihilated by the Eldrazi. 9/9

This card from #MTGEternities is so wild to me, because it basically is a thumbs up or thumbs down check on if Spacecraft are good in the format.

Although if the literal space opera set isn’t battlecruiser magic we might be absolutely cooked as a society.

I just use #MTGEdging

Or like ancestral sapphire sol ring