What are the odds of a Nobel peace prize now?
22.06.2025 01:01 β π 763 π 63 π¬ 139 π 14@begraced.bsky.social
What are the odds of a Nobel peace prize now?
22.06.2025 01:01 β π 763 π 63 π¬ 139 π 14So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"
And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
05.06.2025 20:24 β π 67050 π 14674 π¬ 1611 π 874must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
05.06.2025 20:15 β π 35319 π 8137 π¬ 614 π 253Well this is comforting.
02.06.2025 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump says he cares abt land seizures; but he took land, via eminent domain.
He claims to care abt human rights in South Africa, but just gave a speech to Saudis on how the U.S. wonβt "lecture" other countries abt human rights anymore.
If hypocrisy were hair, he'd be a Wookie.
I will continue to protect my friends and framily.
25.01.2025 23:35 β π 6959 π 1147 π¬ 85 π 46I will definitely read this. Iβm at the early stages of this journey with my mom.
24.01.2025 15:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you for sharing Lorenzo with us. What an epic cat.
12.01.2025 13:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ouch.
22.12.2024 01:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating Peopleβs Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.
21.12.2024 16:07 β π 14806 π 3105 π¬ 262 π 121Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But itβs a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
13.12.2024 17:45 β π 43156 π 8194 π¬ 858 π 318Thank you! π¬
24.11.2024 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Agreed. Caught the last half of the fourth quarter. That snow! Classic.
22.11.2024 04:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you for this. π³οΈββ§οΈ
17.11.2024 23:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finally!
17.11.2024 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thor. π»
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