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I don't know what this is,but I like it

03.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

31.01.2026 02:09 — 👍 4738    🔁 637    💬 53    📌 81
a corgi perched happily on a solar plexus, mouth open, tongue fully extended, ears up, and both eyes gleaming with the green-eye effect that dogs get when you take flash photos of them

a corgi perched happily on a solar plexus, mouth open, tongue fully extended, ears up, and both eyes gleaming with the green-eye effect that dogs get when you take flash photos of them

you have been visited by the night corgi. if you do not repost this image on five other pages, it will fly onto your sofa tonight and punch you in the solar plexus

31.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 197    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 0
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I GUARANTEE you I did not mean to search for avenged sevenfold. Go to hell, robot. #musicfriday

30.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Roast barrel

29.01.2026 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When your youtube videos go from some deep heartfelt shit with tour brother to doja cat being a dang cow. 😅😆🐮
Don't stop being the internet. #GetOurMyHay

25.01.2026 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s very weird that Badger from Breaking Bad voices Wedge because everyone else is a professional voice actor and then you hear Badger from Breaking Bad talking about Materia

25.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 149    🔁 3    💬 10    📌 0

Now THIS is the way to be

24.01.2026 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

22.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 1620    🔁 214    💬 13    📌 2

They're waiting for him to hit "'the old grey mare' dancing old guy" level before they're done with him

21.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fully thought this was some sort of Gavin Newsome ad. Blowjob bros descriptor still fits

21.01.2026 10:02 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Same, girl. Same.

21.01.2026 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Truly what did we do to deserve the Patriots cakewalking to the Super Bowl. Come on man, enough is enough

18.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 285    🔁 26    💬 20    📌 3

Hottest new meme format for 2026!

19.01.2026 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hissing and pissing and shitting about football. Time for something else

18.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody get Josh Allen some new damn gloves!

17.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When bro is helping you out

17.01.2026 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG I've been trying to remember this game since the 4th grade! I just remembered the dude and the music.

15.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Delicious

11.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"As we all know, 8 year olds are no angels"

11.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Name starts with an X, dead giveaway

10.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This might be the worst thing thing I've ever read, and I can't stop laughing at it *twisted crying laughing emoji*

07.01.2026 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hell yeah free advertising for @ballxpit.com during this here football game 🌟

05.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 87    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 0

Its looked like this for years now. Makes me dizzy.

06.01.2026 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The closest I've gotten was merely a bloody nose

06.01.2026 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need to take a shit but how about I just hold it in and fart up the place all day instead (coworker mindset)

05.01.2026 20:39 — 👍 183    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 1

i think we should all log off and play tetris tomorrow

05.01.2026 00:50 — 👍 173    🔁 39    💬 5    📌 0
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Me became a hive mind this week

01.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always

01.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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