Geoffrey Golden

Image from Barbie movie of Ken, extremely orange tanned man with shockingly blond hair in a pink shirt saying "My job is just... spreadsheet." The original quote is "My job is just beach."

Narrative Design sometimes... when you are organizing files, localization work, prepping lines and barks for voice actors.

Sorry for your loss, Dan.

Heeyyyy I'm the trailer narrator for season three of Worst Movies Ever Played: www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmoviese...
Thanks to @geoffreygolden.bsky.social !

I think it should remain possible to work professionally on video games without having to move

Maddie won.

My friend @geoffreygolden.bsky.social made a game that's this EXACT mood.

geoffreygolden.itch.io/fymp

The neighbors living next to a monster house

I have been able to do it. I usually work at small to mid-sized indies as a contractor. (My last gig turned into FT this year.) Based on what I’m hearing, I’d guess I’m the exception and not the rule.

Congratulations!! Hurry?!

Happy Steenzmas! 🎉🍹🏈

In video games, single player RPGs are the norm. Solo RPGs are like playing Final Fantasy with pen and paper.*

*Sometimes.

Hi again! Are you a studio or individual looking to hire Narrative talent for your games project? Good news! This great big Starter Pack below is brimming with Game Writers & Narrative Designers who are looking for work right now! I hope it helps you find somebody really special 🥰💛

RESPECTABLE AA STUDIO is hiring 25 different LEAD EXECUTIVE SENIOR C-SUITE DEVELOPERS for EXCITING NEW GAME THAT’S BEEN GETTING LOTS OF BUZZ Requirements: -At least two PhDs in game development -Shipped at least 25 AAA titles as a lead developer -400 years of experience with Unreal Engine -Expert in C#, Python, C++, Ruby, Swift, Rust, HTML, CSS, PHP, Perl, SQL, MATLAB, R, QBASIC, COBOL, FORTRAN, Assembly, punch cards, and operating Babbage’s difference engine -No, we are not fishing for one specific person who coincidentally just left their job at another studio. Why would you think that?

THAT FAMOUS GAME STUDIO is hiring a developer for THAT BELOVED GAME FRANCHISE THAT WAS FORMATIVE TO YOU BECOMING A DEV! Benefits: -$150,000/year plus insurance, dental, a retirement plan, and a puppy -Hang with those famous game devs you saw at that GDC talk -We have a ball pit! Requirements: -A positive attitude 😊 -Passionate about our game! -Willing to learn -Some basic game dev experience a plus but not required -Onsite only on Pitcairn Island

A 14-YEAR-OLD WHO DOWNLOADED UNITY YESTERDAY is hiring a developer for I DECIDED TO TURN MY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAMPAIGN INTO A GAME -so im making this game and i have this rly rly good idea but i never made a game b4 so i need u to do all the engine stuff and the programming and fix the mechanics and do the sound and lighting and shaders and backgrounds, i drew my characters on the back of homework but can u turn them into pixel art for me, i cant pay u but we can do rev share and when this game is a big hit youll make millions of dollars

The three types of game dev job listings

I’d love to be added! 🙏

The president’s latest public appearance has drawn concern over his health due to his body rapidly flashing red.

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I am happy for you about one thing and upset for you about two things!

Yeah, no. I'm a contractor, I write for games, and sometimes that means writing 100% of a game's text. I'm a valuable part of the team! Contractors aren't just "support", they deserve to be credited (and treated) better than this

So sorry, Crystal. It sucks to leave a doctor’s office feeling worse.

The Muppets aren’t about power fantasies, except for the powerful fantasy of me being Gonzo’s best friend.

When I think of modern Disney storytelling, I think of three core power fantasies: * You will achieve what your heart desires. (Princesses) * You have the power to save the world. (Marvel) * You are on the right side of history. (Star Wars) We empathize with a well-written character, but we want to be a character who unlocks a power fantasy deep inside us. We want to buy that character’s lightsaber, get a cute makeover to look like them, or visit their boring-looking superhero office park “canvas” in California. We want to become more like these heroes. That is Disney’s core business.

It's Friday, which means a new installment of Equip Story from @geoffreygolden.bsky.social!

(My favorite post is still his discussion of the Muppets at Disney)

www.equipstory.com/muppet-funer...

That is great flavor text. The mechanic is fun. I think a neat deck would be, “Even though you killed this creature, it’s still doing damage to you.”

Very excited about my Gen Con haul! I bought solo TTRPGs, card games, a board game, an autographed Magic the Gathering card and finger puppet with hand rods!

oh no

Settling in at Gen Con.

Oh yeah! TONS of new dialogue for Commentatron and Analysis-Bot. I think I nearly doubled the size of the script in terms of sheer length.

I got to concept, co-design, and write a dynamic dialogue system with thousands of lines of commentary, so the robot announcers can make fun of you when you get slaughtered right after acquiring a power-up!

Congratulations! You’re a winner!

Thank youuuuu! 😄

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