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it has a giant light for a head

13.11.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have a superhero named Chattanooga ChooChoo, a robot made from defunct steam locomotive parts. it's powers include running into things at high velocity, making unreasonably loud noises and producing so much smoke that everyone chokes

13.11.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i do not like the smell of flowers.

10.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fwiw you're not actually responsible but thank you regardless

09.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you should be it's your fault

09.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

out of context and i refuse to elaborate but the life advice i received really didn't work out

09.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

have you ever played city of heroes and if yes whatare your thoughts on it

08.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think it's just stigma that's found a back door.

08.11.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

suicide content warnings frustrate me because they imply that one should be considerate of others when discussing it. which i internalise as my own suicidal thoughts being an inconvenience to others, so best not to mention them.

so im not sure suicide content warnings are a net good actually

08.11.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish i had an off switch like data in measure of a man

04.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me, just risen from the dead: well this sucks

03.11.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no you tell them yesterday

02.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if a penny saved is a penny earned then a penny spent is a penny stolen. and that's why shoplifting can't be a crime officer

02.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time i learn a fact about the tropics im like "wow sounds like the tropics fucking suck and are useless"

02.11.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ammoimal

02.11.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a purple and red background with a sphere in the middle ALT: a purple and red background with a sphere in the middle
02.11.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look at me im a polar bear

fuck you

02.11.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hate halloween

02.11.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bosses not appreciating all of the things that don't go wrong and do get done without incident is extremely frustrating if their management style sucks

02.11.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ooagh...!

ooagh...!

you said it brother

02.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

ahoy

02.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as you may be aware, things have recently been observed to exist. sometimes for days at a time.

while your concern is not without warrant, this phenomenon has been observed in even the recent past.

you are urged to exercise reasonable caution but otherwise to continue with your day to day

01.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in my defense, wAaAUuGggHh

01.11.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡±

01.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

listen to me,

i don't know anything about anything but i do know that the best feature of dragon's dogma 2 is the female straightforward personality because in combat while beating the shit out of things she will randomly shout

"ɴᴏᴛ ɒᴏᴏᴅ α΄‡Ι΄α΄α΄œΙ’Κœ"

and

"AS PLANNED"

31.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i voted for this post instead

31.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so you're telling me that the autism caused social tension and overstimulation in the outside world and then the bipolar disorder introduced further emotional instability and as a result the agoraphobia was kind of an understandable outcome?

well ain't that a bitch and a half.

31.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gg
good garnish

said to a chef after a well plated meal

30.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

disinformation is always accessible as hell so if nothing else good information needs to be just as understandable

30.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you have any idea who you're messing with???

it's doyle. how dare you mess with doyle. you monster.

30.10.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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