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starting a new psychosis by putting on scrubs and making instagram reels about how the availability of "wagyu beef" is 3d printed from beats and maggot meal

I was really disappointed when I found out most fine dining establishments don’t have a final boss holding court with his cybergoth heavies

i thank god for brand synergy every day. what would gamers do without an energy drink sponsored double xp weekend.

imagine the adult volunteer or teacher who's enthusiastic about this encountering a class room full of kids raised on a diet of charlie kirk porn edits. so many kids are going to see a grown man cry for the first time in TPUSA club

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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off

fifty seven crazy ASS people

not having an actual crisis beyond the norm, im just really irritated

really should've taken my therapist not coming back from vacation in february as an omen

i just want to do my stupid little life. i am so pissed off that the person i was partnering with decided to do a bunch of drugs and tried to hurt me and ruined everything. i just want my stupid little life to be mine again.

its insane the government wants to whittle even more of a program away that doesn't even afford people the dignity to buy shit tickets.

irritated by the hra website maintenance, trying to find a number to call, not sure if i need to put in another application if my benefits are single issuance, i would like this fucking job to start even if its shoveling shit in a blizzard 10 hours a day, i need money for food and toilet paper fuck

gonna scream. aaaaaaaaaaaaa

every dry aged meat influencer is full of worms, right. guga foods is going to erupt like the wife in Slither when he passes

sorry your mom got bisected by a home helper when the teleoperator sneezed when it was helping her with her diabetes monitor

seeing the water bottle explode and thinking about happens if a shift change happens at the old folk's home and one of these robots is holding your grandma's hand

riddick in the bottom of butcher bay, being shown a picture of a girl in slightly unmatching stripe patterns. his eyes begin to go milky white as he forms the word, "ick" for the first time between his lips

joining the mean girl diaspora to gain the predator glint in my eyes

touched inappropriately at work? shannon's back from The Suffering Fields to ask why you'd made that accusation about such a beloved member of the team.

the bubbly lady who can't wait to cheerily tell you your PTO is denied spends a surprising amount of time helping the CEO keep a few more pennies in their bonus and make sure their former employees are destitute.

if you work somewhere that has a lot of turn over for HR people you can get fired for all sorts of bullshit and qualify for unemployment if the person who’s supposed to challenge your claim quit

sometimes HR people aren’t the devil because they don’t show up to unemployment benefits hearing after a company’s oracle software auto-disputes a former employee’s claim.

one of the angriest, most miserable people i've ever met and i think its because they can't generate images in their head to pass the time. can't hold grudges if i can just direct my brain to think about a 24 episode ABC style sitcom about an orc family moving to an ogre neighborhood

i do genuinely have a fear of people without imagination. the first time i met someone who willingly admitted to not seeing pictures in their mind it was like meeting a real life homunculus.

anderson cooper just showed up on 60 minutes, that means the CNN-verse exists in all CBS News properties

every five years, people without the ability to picture an apple in their mind learn about references and easter eggs in media and start writing The Pixar Connected Universe theories about the last television they watched. the today show? that's a prequel to the view.

mr too damn sleepy

if america is a land of fraud, we should try to do a little fraud in our favor once in a while

honestly i think we need to pool our resources as the trans community and make up a few fake racist ladies a year to get rot brained americans to pay for our care