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Chris Johnson

@cjohns815tn.bsky.social

6th Generation Nashvillian. Braves fan for life. Vandy mailman.

212 Followers  |  134 Following  |  765 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.004

Latest posts by cjohns815tn.bsky.social on Bluesky

I would do anything for grub....

16.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was a manufactured falsehood.

16.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ummm hello? Im here. Sorry im short and u not see me

15.11.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How about doing shots of Crypto-Bismol?

15.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will require 12 units of Lanttus as an after dinner night cap.

15.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This year everyone is getting cubic zirconia Turkey.

14.11.2025 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just make a salad of words

13.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ooo ooo ooo Mr. Kotteyyyer

13.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This shit is bananas.

12.11.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carpe way back diem

12.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good job, cause Wing Stop is straight garbage

12.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deflector in chief

12.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I gotta go pee-pee
Yeah u know me

11.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Roger Craig always looked ancient.

08.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
08.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watch out for broken glass

08.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You look fantastic. Have a great weekend

08.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Store brand saltines $3.19! Im not hosting a caviar party, just wanted some soup, please sir.

07.11.2025 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I prefer cashews

07.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So it's like 30? I still would have shorts on.

07.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Apple: always trying to fuck you in the ass

06.11.2025 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dont back down either

06.11.2025 11:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks fried.

05.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So your saying I should stay home and just eat cheese?

04.11.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Purrfection

04.11.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blow that damn conch shell!

04.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Try Whisk

04.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This account smells like tapioca pudding and Old Spice

04.11.2025 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Men are going to scoop you up.

04.11.2025 12:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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