@chris-stokes.bsky.social
Comedian & writer. BBC New Talent Hotlist/BBC Three. Host Mystery on the Rocks and Natural Born Storytellers podcasts and currently marathoning Doctor Who on YouTube
I found out that Hulk Hogan died because @chris-stokes.bsky.social Whatsapp'd me "RIP Mr Nanny".
24.07.2025 16:47 — 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Had a lot of fun on this podcast, Kevin's running a good show 👇
26.06.2025 12:25 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Chris Stokes on the tyrant in training podcast with an out of context quote "I got angry with myself and I decided to give myself a good spanking" with his title of Queen Chris
Next on @tyrantpodcast.bsky.social is co-host of the @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social podcast Chris Stokes, who joins a dysfunctional island as Queen Chris. An unfortunate ass spanking scandal gets things off to a rocky start
Remembers the latin phrase Sick Spanker Tyrannus
pod.link/1611976417/e...
This some HIGH QUALITY sleuthing from myself and Masud, I reckon you should all take a listen.
26.06.2025 12:18 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨
What's in the jar? Only a preserved piece of evidence from this week's mystery.
In @chris-stokes.bsky.social's absence, @soozuk.bsky.social & Masud have to guess the mystery by title alone.
How close do they come with The Kentucky Meat Shower?
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/4fLz... 🎧
I never saw a thing
20.05.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not going to be able to stand the confused faces of middle class sensibles on the day farage becomes PM. it'll kill me stone dead.
12.05.2025 18:46 — 👍 76 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0Labour ministers are apparently ruling out scrapping the two-child benefit cap - in other words, choosing to keep 600,000 children in poverty. Meanwhile govt refuses to consider a wealth tax which could £24bn. Hard to find the words for this level of unnecessary cruelty.
22.04.2025 10:00 — 👍 1552 🔁 511 💬 90 📌 28Thanks Sooz, I'd only just forgotten this.
Annoyed all over again now.
One of my best mates @chris-stokes.bsky.social is vegan and we livestreamed the 2020 election from his house. I arrived with a bag of snacks but accidentally left the Knorr chicken stock pots I'd got at the same time in the bag and he said if Biden won Florida I had to eat one on stream but
14.04.2025 10:13 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
This week our favourite game returns as @soozuk.bsky.social finds a haul of video tapes and Masud and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have to guess what they are!
And boy do they make some of their best and some of their worst guesses in this one!
🎧 shows.acast.com/mystery 🎧
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 24th 2025, my friend Mark Kern aka Grummz, developer of the videogame Em-8er died. He fucking died.
24.03.2025 22:07 — 👍 605 🔁 61 💬 21 📌 3
This week's episode is another of @soozuk.bsky.social's One Hit Wonders and it drops on Thursday but patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over at our Patreon!!
10.03.2025 18:38 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
Some relaxed chat about the Best Picture nominees of this year's Oscars.
Even though @chris-stokes.bsky.social & Masud couldn't disagree more about Dune Part II...
Comedy Podcast of The Day
@mysteryontherocks.bsky.social
Oscars chat: They give their opinions on the best pictures nominees they've seen & Chris shares some potentially controversial opinions about Dune!
#ComedyPodcast
#Oscars
@soozuk.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/mystery/epis...
This week's episode will drop on Saturday instead and sees Masud, @soozuk.bsky.social and @chris-stokes.bsky.social have a laid back but spoilerific chat about this year's Oscar nominees!
However, patrons can listen to an extended version RIGHT NOW over on Patreon!
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
22.02.2025 18:14 — 👍 17334 🔁 1323 💬 134 📌 11This week's episode is out now and an extended version with almost 40 minutes of extra stuff is available over at our Patreon!
21.02.2025 19:28 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Can't wait till Thursday?
An extended version of this week's episode with all manner of extra MOTR silliness is available NOW exclusively over at our Patreon!
Loads of fun in Leicester last night, back there on Wednesday with a new show!
Pay what you want or £5 in advance from comedy-festival.co.uk
Bit of a posh gaff tonight for my silly jokes about bums and stuff.
(Also right behind is the actual Richard the actual Third which is easily the starriest greenroom I've ever been in)
when a trans person exists in a video game
17.11.2024 08:20 — 👍 3197 🔁 569 💬 29 📌 17A new episode of our ridiculous quiz show VHGuess has just dropped EXCLUSIVELY over at our Patreon 👇
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New South Wales - NSW
New South Fucking Wales - NSFW
POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
24.11.2024 00:25 — 👍 6493 🔁 1175 💬 56 📌 25New Mystery on the Rocks day!
This week we're being very mature as usual
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
This week we're talking VERY reverentially about a very serious subject actually*
(*deathwanks!)
🎧LISTEN NOW🎧
An extended version of tomorrow's episode just dropped one day early over on our Patreon!
Go listen to Masud, @chris-stokes.bsky.social & @soozuk.bsky.social discuss deathwanks!
There's also a large backlog of exclusive bonus content!
🔗 patreon.com/mysteryontherocks🔗
Yeah they'll be back, just got to find the time!
24.01.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Masud, Chris and Sooz on a sofa holding mics laughing very hard at something one of them said (not sure what but it looks hilarious)
Super fun episode recorded today. Out on Thursday!!!
21.01.2025 18:15 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
