@chapin.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Sipping my wine and nodding along as my mother explains that she and my father are intimately connected to wildlife because they live on a golf course
28.07.2023 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People like to joke about "divorced dad energy" and it's like someone getting swole or dating chaotically. But there is another flavor of divorced dad energy and that is driving a 10-year-old Subaru and hoarding takeout napkins.
08.07.2023 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I feel like an incredible fraud every time I moisturize
05.07.2023 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like Happiest Hour is a place where you could get a good classic PC
03.07.2023 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Neither male nor female. Not even remotely.
03.07.2023 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tom Perrotta is America's most imaginative writer of fiction and Little Children our most impressive work of fantasy, because I have never, ever seen someone hot at the town pool
03.07.2023 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0RFK Jr. talks like Martin Short's impression of Katherine Hepburn
01.07.2023 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I happened to make some money investing in tech startups and now I am entitled to have the world's stupidest opinions about everything
21.06.2023 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're going to Cannes. I'm going for a colonoscopy. We are not the same.
14.06.2023 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.06.2023 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Counterpoint: the Saudis buying golf is extremely funny
07.06.2023 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What? What's so funny?
06.06.2023 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every time my toilet tank refills, it makes a sound like someone moaning in pain. Troubleshooting...
03.06.2023 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Explaining to my gf everything I bring to the relationship
31.05.2023 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever wonder what the rest of Mona Lisa looks like? What if we moved the diner in Nighthawks to the beach? Could generative AI help me find an imagination?
30.05.2023 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lying in a deck chair at the town pool dressed like the FBI sketch of the Unabomber
28.05.2023 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many feeds, why don't I feel full
26.05.2023 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jared Mencken never would have announced on GoJo
24.05.2023 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welcome to The Bone Zone
23.05.2023 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Nixon voice) I am not a gamer!
22.05.2023 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're orcanizing
20.05.2023 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pretty sure my therapist has tuned out. I need some new problems.
18.05.2023 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putin has a "doomsday bunker" I mean that's just what we call our apartments now
18.05.2023 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure I'll bite, what is a "Facebook Story"
16.05.2023 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pickup truck with Blue Lives Matter and Grateful Dead stickers... idk maybe give them another listen?
15.05.2023 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"we need to make a right. now."
14.05.2023 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ah ok now I get it
14.05.2023 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Genuinely fascinated by the mentality of someone who buys/drives a Ferrari SUV. "I want to spend a TON of money but get the least for it. What do you have for me?"
14.05.2023 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(Howard Dean shriek)
13.05.2023 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hot tip: the maternity section in Target is a great place to find a comfy seat and maybe hide out for a little bit
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