Chelsey Delaney

Being a progressive internet troll gives others strength. Be the change you want to see

Update: it gets worse

I just had to call the IRS and while on hold an automated robot voice tells you that if you have any issues with the IRS website you should “restart your computer.” Government at its finest

She kept her foot out the entire conversation while this woman (prob Gen X) was just trying to do work on her laptop “the doctor says it may be broken” <waves bare foot and gross toe around wildly>

I just watched a [boomer] woman on the train approach another woman working on her laptop who she’s she met literally once, open the convo by saying “I just slammed the door on my toe” - then take her foot out of her shoe and showed her her fucked up toe.

Boomers are the least self aware generation in existence, to the point that it feels like a prank.

Oh god and now I have to be exposed to her new album promotions everywhere, always 😭

One of those days when having a gnat in your apartment ruins everything

Things I try on occasion with an open mind but still can’t stand:

- Bloody Mary cocktail
- Anchovies
- Taylor Swift’s entire music catalog

Spam call voicemails sure are fun

<Ozzy dies>
So sad, what an icon

<Hulk Hogan dies>
🤷🏻‍♀️

One of my favorite Ozzy quotes is his take on getting kicked out of Black Sabbath. He called it “hypocritical bullshit” and said:
“If you're stoned, and I'm stoned, and you're telling me that I'm fired because I'm stoned, how can that be? Because I'm slightly more stoned than you are?”

Theory: Americans have gotten so dumb that they are unable to elect anyone to the presidency who has a last name that is longer than 5 characters

Me: <trying to do work but internet is down> <troubleshoots internet> <goes to check router>

My mom, surrounded by a plethora of unused electrical outlets: I unplugged it to iron some clothes

Before my mom arrives: “I love my mom and I can’t wait until she gets here”

Two hours after my mom arrives: “REMEMBER THIS FEELING OF DOOM”

a fake NYT headline that says "Zohran Mamdani Tripped on the Sidewalk and Thought Nobody Saw It. But We Did"

ok lmao which one of you did this mamdanitimes.com

Yep.

Fuck P. Diddy.

There is no worse user experience than Ticketmaster. There will be no justice until its downfall.

“You have a type.”
“Do I?”
“People who like good music and have big feelings.”
“… YES.”

My brothers and sisters in Christ you do not need to check out of a hotel room unless you need to discuss your bill or something with the front desk. You already paid. They already know you’re leaving that day. Just leave.

Mood

I’m not sure what ID it could have been.

Facebook is now a tool to identify how many of your adult friends who are parents own bunny costumes

A free UX lesson about form fields and character limits.

80+% of both Democrats and Republicans believe America would be better off if more Americans worked in manufacturing, but < 30% say that about themselves.

The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory.

www.ft.com/content/8459...

This is a peak boomer male move.

I didn’t know this existed until this week. Pretty fucked up

NIH scientists have a cancer breakthrough. Layoffs are delaying it. A big step forward in cancer therapy has been slowed by layoffs and new restrictions at the National Institutes of Health, where it was developed.

I would be making a big deal out of this if I were an elected Democrat

I’ve sneezed more in the last 24 hours than I have in like a year and now this