Chelsey Delaney

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Olympian: up at 5, hit the gym, then lift, hit the ice for 3 hours, take a 15-minute break, then back to the gym for cardio, then back on the ice, then stretch, then gym again! then home ready to do that 12-hour day again tomorrow

Me, Jabba the Hutt: pretty sure that chic messed up that spin

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Fake god,
Grant me all the tentacles to put in all of the pots of resistance necessary for life to feel more hopeful.

Amen

And that was the beginning of the fall Olympics.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

halftime show

what a shot

It’s not over but this is the best halftime show I’ve ever seen

Jd Vance bobbing his head like he’s going home after this to get his couch pregnant next

A Disney shirt from the Canada section of EPCOT that has a maple leaf and says “Have an ice day”

Awkward

Climate change? Yes. Racism and the rise of global fascism? Definitely. Reproductive freedom as a human right? Of course. But let’s nip it all in the bud. We must cure and prevent dumbassery

Me running for office:

we have a key problem in this country: dumbasses. I’ll do anything to fix this country’s dumbass problem

If some of this shit were as easy to access in the past decade as all of the garbage mis and dis info out there — would it be as bad right now?

I understand the cost of doing business and the plight of profitable local and regional news rooms — but there is still something that irks me about the fact that the highest quality news and info in this country lives behind a paywall that all the dumbasses who really need it will never cross

A U.S. tile map that depicts the measles vaccination rate for kindergarteners (according to CDC data) in each state from 2013 to 2023. A key explains that for each state, a gray dotted line represents the benchmark for herd immunity: a 95% vaccination rate. Vaccination rates above 95% are shown in blue, while vaccination rates below 95% are shown in orange. Looking at the full map, the trend lines lean much more orange than blue. Measles vaccination rates in most states were below herd immunity in school year 2023-2024.

The total number of measles cases has surged to over 600 in South Carolina.

Last April, our reporting found that national rates for four major vaccines fell significantly in recent years. In fact, measles vaccination rates were below herd immunity in most states in 2023: https://propub.li/4a61hjh

Is it weird that I want to know exactly how far along she is so I can judge her for what day she had sex with him on

Dude we just want health care

U.S. Death Rate Expected to Surpass Birth Rate by 2030, Report Claims According to a new Congressional Budget Office report, by 2030, more Americans will die each year than will be born.

This is good www.vice.com/en/article/u...

Venezuela to export $2 billion worth of oil to US in deal with Washington The negotiation would divert supplies from China.

Oh yeah this was definitely all about drugs and not oil.

www.reuters.com/business/ene...

Jan. 1: new year, new me, new approach

Jan. 3: Nevermind

Sweet

“Knowing the odds is, at least, knowing the odds”

<listening to White Christmas>

There’s no way a dude is writing Christmas cards

All I want for Christmas is for cis straight men to be targeted for and read [at least] one article about invisible labor

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Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” has no place in this house

We need one for abortion <nudges>

Europe to vote on scheme to help abortion access PARIS, Dec 17 - The EU's parliament will vote on Wednesday on a scheme that would enable women from nations restricting abortion to terminate pregnancies in another member state free of charge. Read m...

The My Voice, My Choice campaign gets a vote on Wed. in the European Parliament. It would enable women from EU countries that restrict abortion to have free abortions in another member state. It's expected to pass but the European Commission ​must still decide whether to adopt the proposal.

1:34 pm: <white eyebrow hair discovered>

7:34 pm: <gets carded with a suspicious eye while buying a bottle of wine>

Our bodies can hold many truths

Friends and I nabbed tickets to Lily Allen at radio city in April.

We plan to wear our hair beehive style.

Is this praxis