Summertime Stevie G

I’ll miss u

This place really could have been something.

Hey BlueSky! Ready for my depressing comments about hockey?

This game fucking sucks.

We here.

Tweet about the Ford Kentucky Truck Plant strike: Per a Ford source, the union asked Ford this afternoon for a meeting at 5:30 p.m. today with a new economic counteroffer. When Ford said it did not have one, Shawn Fain stood up & said “You just lost Kentucky Truck.” The meeting took about 10 minutes.

There is no one cooler in America right now than UAW President Shawn Fain. Possibly the world.

GOOD

This planet is a toilet and we deserve the meteor.

Reskeet if your typical breakfast is coffee and weed

Looks like someone’s not single anymore

As someone who will never be able to retire, I refuse to celebrate boomer privilege. Stay in bed.

Have you gone for a sleep study before? Might be something to look into. One of the best things I ever did.

Can always tell when Elon has done something stupid because this place suddenly l a g s.

You know when you’re working in restaurants and it’s so fucking hectic and stupid that you need to go into the walk-in cooler to relax and hang out for a bit to gather yourself? Well, Twitter is the restaurant and Bluesky is the walk-in cooler.

The announcement for the new sports talk station in town smells funny to me. I feel like people knew some things about the other stations demise ahead of the axe falling.

I’m still on the fence about it. I think one of the best things about baseball is there’s no time limit. It’s over when it’s over. This changes that and makes it like every other sport in a way. But it’s great when taking kids to games. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gave my work a Bluesky code lololol I’m such a stooge

about to be another bummer day on earth

Toronto is one of the coolest cities in the world. Fight me.

Barely, but it’s on. Welcome.

Every time I open this app I start singing ELO.

Country Cookin’ on 156 St is an underrated breakfast joint and you should give them your money.

Solidarity. ✊

Smells like fresh divorce.

Outdoor wedding requiring me to wear long pants during a heat warning today. Pray for mojo.

Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.

I don’t need a text from my mother in law or my aunt asking me what I mean in my threads.

I don’t want it to though. Why won’t they think of me? I don’t want my Instagram people knowing my Twitter self.

This place needs to open their doors already