jermojames

oops! all kings

best part of being into dark souls and elden ring is the endless amount of community content- meaning i will always have something to watch while eating or falling asleep

sekiro is the infinite jest of video games

putting my phone on “please disturb me” mode

when are the lantern flies coming back? I need to stomp a bunch of things out mercilessly with impunity.

new pope new name: leo xcx

new pope says knicks in 4

Half-Life 2 (2004)

watched a few video game release trailer reaction vids just to cry a lil bit 🥹

the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward assigned seats at the movies

have a bunch of people ever dressed up as bulls to run a marathon behind all the other runners because that would be dope as hell

fuck it just gonna be happy have a great day everyone

technoblade tiktoks gonna make me cry i need a minute

here’s a poem i wrote bc f*ck it

clip from Achewood- roast beef asking ray "why did you send a check for $10,000 to 'oreos'" and ray responding "I like their product! I wanted em to have a little walkin around money"

not going to tell anyone else what to do but this is more or less how i feel about bluesky and why i will not be bullying brands when they show up here

thats a skill you will carry with you your whole life please keep practicing

“type shit” emoji soon?

like i get it but still

Single and doomswiping

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

a screenshot of Signal messages: - war secrets tonite 👀 - war secrets tonight queen?? - war secrets tonite 👀

who did this??

I don’t think Freakier Friday is freakier than Freaky Friday if it’s just people swapping bodies again. It’s equally freaky. To be freakier it’d need something like a human swapping with the colony hive mind of 1,000,000 ants

‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels.

Just remember:

Rhythm
Helps
Your
Two
Hips
Move

Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.

im on hinge but just for the war plans

is it too late to send precious c*m to the doctors and scientists of 23andme

23andMe is going bankrupt. If users don’t want their DNA sold and used to make a deadly virus that only targets their family, go to 23andMe .com/privacy and opt-out by unchecking the box “Include me in the Thanatos Initiative”

doin ok

Today marks the first cigarette of the rest of my pack

'Flammable' and 'inflammable' both describe something that ignites easily and burns quickly.

The ‘in-’ in ‘inflammable’ means “to cause to be,” as in the words ‘indent’ and ‘indebted.’

Opinion | Face it, liberals, Americans like fascism.