Rosemary Bryant

Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting

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ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

Can someone develop an AI Blocker for phones, I'm really tired of it being forced down my throat fr 😫

Stained glass art of Bishop Budde

“Make good trouble.”

~ John Lewis

Yall TikTok is really gone 💔

A perfect comic panel.

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.

Cross stitch that reads “BE KIND” in large font, and “of a bitch” in smaller font

Been sick and sewing this weekend.