call me anything but late for dinner

mister moustachio!!!

I just watched The Running Man and am filled with thoughts of Dimitri escaping a hotel butt naked but it is okay bc Felix is like "No, I'd know that ass anywhere"

Going to finish dimilix exchange tonight freak out declare it silly and write the most self indulgent weirdness I can see it

Tree song tree song tree song!!!!!

listen all hubert said was "make sure there is ribbon and leaves decorated on it" felix followed the directions TO THE LETTER he said nothing about where those ribbons or leaves needed to be

EXACTLY felix needs to work on phrasing "turn the boar into a princess" was too literal!!

felix getting the biggest fuzziest blanket and throwing it over princess boar's shoulders to be like NO ONE LOOK OR THE HARVEST GODS WILL CAST VENGEANCE UPON US

🤔 do they mean head or head though
*gets yanked out into the void*

I'M JUST SAYIN you gotta be careful how you phrase things when his majesty and his grace are trying to be discreet it is a big castle the walls are stony and blaiddyds are strong

All her carefully crafted plans... ruined!!! Everyone will see Dimitri as a princess and not the cute frunpy boar Felix shields from terrible things like bug bites and low necklines!!!

and that how, even though he still left annette and annette!mom, it wasn't driven out of malice but instead a belief that he had to save them from his dishonor and that makes it still v sad and awful but also a bigger issue of perception + cultural norms being analyzed through gilbert

gilbert's actions make way way more sense when someone explained a stigma in japan about dads / men who "fail" and how it's still a massive problem that there is pressure to leave rather than bring shame to everyone you know (see - Tokyo Godfathers)

felix's brain - "dimitri wearing a giant potato sack to resemble a fertile harvest full of vegetables and fruit"

reality: "dimitri is really ready to be bitten like a peach"

In my head this is Felix's fault for demanding Dimitri dress as the Boar Princess at the harvest ball and also Felix's fault for saying Annette and Mercedes could make a boar look royal

engage has saphir!!! and lindon!! but 3h? mweh!!!!

hmm okay!
The focus on young students is fine n' dandy but the older cast is A--- like I get it's supposed to be fantasy academy times but!! why no judith?1 why is manuela treated as used goods and the joke being no man would have her? why are you cockblocked by alois being wed?!?!

santalix looking at children who INSIST they've been angels all year and using his demonic voice to be like "sO haVE i" so they spend the final month being good children

santalix jingling menacingly intensifies somewhere wintermitri is starting to collect the ceremonial fir trees and put the boars through their winter training in expectation for the holiday events

she can keep ede1 as a maid who spends all day making sweets and wears a cute uniform and maybe - MAYBE - lys will share her cookies).
(idk how this goes into pokemon ZA but listen if some fluffy girl with fluffy clothes can tame a hot-tempered dragon trainer THIS CAN WORK. IT CAN BE FUN.)

It's okay everyone will stop and calm down when the Ewok movies come on. They're just special like that.

she's a huge Star Wars nerd in her free time. she's about to meet her fellow buds (Ignatz, Ashe, Hapi) in the common room for some LARPing!

Bc thrse two will be the height of powercreep!! They will shatter the game!!!

no leonie no judith IS really looked at me and said "don't worry, you should save your orbs for ephraim in a kimono for new year's" wowwwwwwwwwww

(the goth wolf lady is lorenz)

FEH channel totally going to deliver goth wolf lady into our laps I am sure of it

this sounds like parking the bus
or is it parking the zamboni
someone has parked the zamboni in front of the net

I've heard good things about muji! I just hold my pen wrong + like really heavy barrels so the premium inkjoys are... aah...
(also pentel kuro, pilot juice... so many good ones...)

yeah yeah for me my hands always have to be doing something and right now typing is not "enough" so... writing...
also I have to justify all the pens I got recently. papermate inkjoy gel my beloved...

white bread? NO! his is faerghus!!! felix cannot get by with merely white bread!! he must venture out into the wilderness to find a particular grain, grind it up, create the dough, and bake it himself! and it must be in a recognizable shape! otherwise dimitri will spit it out in felix's hand

DUDE YOU TOO?! i cut sixteen pages and had to type it all up and oh BOY it is hard to read my handwriting...

it's okay it was a me problem 😅😢 but today things are going a little better. for me at least - maybe not for felix! dimitri wants to know when felix will cover his fingers in strawberry jelly and insert them into dimitri's -

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