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17.08.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@jonhorne.bsky.social
www.jonhorne.co.uk For music, see Horne's Gift Shop (all proceeds to Crisis) For words, see Jon Horne (all proceeds to me) I'm not nervous, it's a stammer. ๐ฅฌ (๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ) ๐๐๐ (๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ)
Predictive text takes a mistyped "for" and makes it "gorgeous".
17.08.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every dad reading it to small children has been silently grumbling about this gorgeous decades. What's the point in all the minor scoring things if you do that thing you have to do and you just win?
17.08.2025 08:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I remember hearing/saying something similar at the time. It was a huge hit, deservedly so.
14.08.2025 09:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ford Econoline is such a great song.
14.08.2025 07:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Digbeth Irish Centre, 1989-ish. In my memory it was the week before That Petrol Emotion, same venue. Two of the best and most different gigs I've been to.
14.08.2025 07:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Kiss and Cuddle Pistols
14.08.2025 07:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They look like big squealing lasses who can't take the cold.
06.08.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Rooting them on". You're obviously a real person and not a badly programmed bot.
27.07.2025 16:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0wild guess, you're male and straight.
10.07.2025 16:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0says "Rax"
10.07.2025 16:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Baffling that it's not considered a "classic album", because it's a cut above.
30.06.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is not going to be the last time I post this. Keep your diary free for Sunday afternoon, 20th July, Edinburgh southside.
24.06.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I first came to Edinburgh and Hibs had a succession of random English guys as manager - I thought I might be in with a chance of the job.
05.06.2025 06:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New album! Singles 2022-2025 in reverse order. jonhorne.bandcamp.com/album/positi...
04.06.2025 08:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 060 & 16. Our had the lids balancing on top all week.
03.06.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@colinphoenix.bsky.social Wishing you all the best. Up on your feet soon I hope
31.05.2025 15:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have no idea who you are or why I'm seeing your posts, but I'm absolutely delighted to read this. I wish you a long and joyful future.
29.05.2025 08:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They were famously welcoming to Irish immigrants, joining in jolly games of "foot-ball" and taking fruity-coloured walks past their houses.
16.05.2025 17:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Does that mean Edinburgh people can stop out all night and come and visit you at 3am, drunk and craving crisps?
13.05.2025 21:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The best song I've written in yonks. Free to download. Please do. jonhorne.bandcamp.com/album/rose-s...
09.05.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ever wondered which poems are taught in Scottish schools for English Nat 5 and Highers? Wonder no more. A new updated SQA poetry syllabus was published this week, including some new/younger poets. Every poet/poem is listed here + learning resources.
www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/learning/sqa...
Another Newcastle heavy rock band?
08.05.2025 11:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They might be overthrown by then, and replaced by a left of centre coalition of Greens and Socialists. Unlikely but worth hanging onto the ticket.
07.05.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The veterans who fought for Britain in world war two included many refugees like my Uncle Albrecht, a Free Czech. Remember that when Reform UK use the anniversary of VE Day to spout anti-refugee bilge.
05.05.2025 11:44 โ ๐ 402 ๐ 107 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 1Album isn't amazing but the title track is Wilko's best song - great riff, great lyric.
05.05.2025 19:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Brand new for Bandcamp Friday. Free to stream or download. If you pay accidentally, all proceeds to Crisis UK, advocating for the homeless. Hope you enjoy our new direction. jonhorne.bandcamp.com/album/ghosts...
02.05.2025 07:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But the Lee Marvin vocal sound...
27.04.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I hate what AI has done to grunt. Literally all my followers are on minge.
25.04.2025 10:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who still remembers mygrane??!
25.04.2025 10:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Scoubidoubidou, ou es-tu?
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