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www.jonhorne.co.uk For music, see Horne's Gift Shop (all proceeds to Crisis) For words, see Jon Horne (all proceeds to me) I'm not nervous, it's a stammer. ๐Ÿฅฌ (๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ) ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ (๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ)

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Predictive text takes a mistyped "for" and makes it "gorgeous".

17.08.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every dad reading it to small children has been silently grumbling about this gorgeous decades. What's the point in all the minor scoring things if you do that thing you have to do and you just win?

17.08.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember hearing/saying something similar at the time. It was a huge hit, deservedly so.

14.08.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ford Econoline is such a great song.

14.08.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Digbeth Irish Centre, 1989-ish. In my memory it was the week before That Petrol Emotion, same venue. Two of the best and most different gigs I've been to.

14.08.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Kiss and Cuddle Pistols

14.08.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They look like big squealing lasses who can't take the cold.

06.08.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Rooting them on". You're obviously a real person and not a badly programmed bot.

27.07.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wild guess, you're male and straight.

10.07.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

says "Rax"

10.07.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baffling that it's not considered a "classic album", because it's a cut above.

30.06.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is not going to be the last time I post this. Keep your diary free for Sunday afternoon, 20th July, Edinburgh southside.

24.06.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I first came to Edinburgh and Hibs had a succession of random English guys as manager - I thought I might be in with a chance of the job.

05.06.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Positively Forth Street, by Horne's Gift Shop 12 track album

New album! Singles 2022-2025 in reverse order. jonhorne.bandcamp.com/album/positi...

04.06.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

60 & 16. Our had the lids balancing on top all week.

03.06.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@colinphoenix.bsky.social Wishing you all the best. Up on your feet soon I hope

31.05.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea who you are or why I'm seeing your posts, but I'm absolutely delighted to read this. I wish you a long and joyful future.

29.05.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were famously welcoming to Irish immigrants, joining in jolly games of "foot-ball" and taking fruity-coloured walks past their houses.

16.05.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does that mean Edinburgh people can stop out all night and come and visit you at 3am, drunk and craving crisps?

13.05.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rose Street c/w Ghost Clouds, by Horne's Gift Shop 2 track album

The best song I've written in yonks. Free to download. Please do. jonhorne.bandcamp.com/album/rose-s...

09.05.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SQA poems Information on the poets, the poems and learning resources.Teacsaichean an SQAFiosrachadh mu na bร ird, na dร in, agus na goireasan ionnsachaidh.

Ever wondered which poems are taught in Scottish schools for English Nat 5 and Highers? Wonder no more. A new updated SQA poetry syllabus was published this week, including some new/younger poets. Every poet/poem is listed here + learning resources.

www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/learning/sqa...

08.05.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another Newcastle heavy rock band?

08.05.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They might be overthrown by then, and replaced by a left of centre coalition of Greens and Socialists. Unlikely but worth hanging onto the ticket.

07.05.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The veterans who fought for Britain in world war two included many refugees like my Uncle Albrecht, a Free Czech. Remember that when Reform UK use the anniversary of VE Day to spout anti-refugee bilge.

05.05.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 402    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Album isn't amazing but the title track is Wilko's best song - great riff, great lyric.

05.05.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ghosts c/w Ghost Waltz, by Horne's Gift Shop 2 track album

Brand new for Bandcamp Friday. Free to stream or download. If you pay accidentally, all proceeds to Crisis UK, advocating for the homeless. Hope you enjoy our new direction. jonhorne.bandcamp.com/album/ghosts...

02.05.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the Lee Marvin vocal sound...

27.04.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate what AI has done to grunt. Literally all my followers are on minge.

25.04.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who still remembers mygrane??!

25.04.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scoubidoubidou, ou es-tu?

24.04.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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