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God, I love my stupid state.

Image copies of books on a shelf with one titled “I see you’ve called in dead” next to an abundance of copies of “right wing revolution” by Charlie Kirk.

Sometimes, we make art with our words.

Fun fact: Franklin the Turtle is Canadian, born and bred.

Image of a beach with a sunset in alcoholi markets

Younger me woulda fucked shit UP if I had access to alcohol markers

I believe there was an exclusivity contract with Netflix that expired. Currently, they’re with Shout! and maintain their own streaming service through Gizmoplex. They also stream selected episodes on Twitch 24/7.

There are two people in this world: people who know Sakura is the best DR character, and people who are wrong.

Exactly: he’s an asshole whose greatest accomplishment is that his dad died.

Respectfully, i stopped buying new devices hard stop once weed became legal in my state and i have never been happier, richer, and more resinous.

i’m not gonna read too much into that, everyone is really horny for Mamdani.

It’s weird to see a colonizer nation get colonized.

Still funny tho.

Brits are on a whole other level of NIMBY.

The first roll you sneak from the basket when no one’s looking

I like how he’s a feckless loser even in his own mind

The Day the River Caught Fire: How the Cuyahoga River Exploded and Ignited the Earth Day Movement How the Cuyahoga River Exploded and Ignited the Earth Day Movement

There’s a really great children’s book about it, too!

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SA gave me a superiority complex about my own mental health (I am deeply mentally ill)

If it’s anything like the Pusheen and Hololive collabs, it’s gonna be pretty good.

People talk about stopped clocks being right twice a day but don’t emphasize that the clock is still completely fucking wrong most of the time.

I hope he wins the primary just to lose miserably in the national election.

Oh my god, he is the same age as me

It is 100% multiple abortions.

I found out that if you’re stupid rich you can afford to be stupid and just pay your way through school.

I legitimately thought Bond was a Dread Pirate Roberts situation. Like, no one reasonably believes it’s the same fucking dude.

You would be mistaken.

It’s all “don’t tell me how to raise my kid” until we have camera footage of them tearing up a classroom because they can’t cope and we’re talking about child studies. Then it’s all “I had noooo ideaaaaa.”

We told you.
We. Told. You.

a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ? Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?

It’s very this:

I finished a book, and that was pretty good.

It chaps his ass so bad that we didn’t worship him like he thought we should, lmao.

… Anyways, if this passes, you will not be able to show your face in this state again without getting spat at.

Thank God we can move on