Stephen Brennan

Didn't you know that someone smugly pointing out irony to them is kryptonite to anti-migrant protesters? Which is ironic because Superman was...

An evening without cricket, tennis, or football. I... I guess I could talk to my family...

A lot of the British media seem more concerned with people complaining about the genocide than the actual genocide itself.

Call out for scripts. Leeds Pub Theatre are hosting a night of new theatre Thursday October 2nd 2025 at The Adelphi, Leeds. Theme: Journeys. Please send your 5 minute monologue or duologues to leedspubtheatre@gmail.com by Friday 22nd August 2025. Please note writers will be asked to self-produce their piece- LPT can assist this. Image: black and white image of a backpacker walking past a sunset.

CALL OUT FOR SCRIPTS

We're hosting another Pub Theatre night and are on the lookout for short scripts inspired by the theme of Journeys.

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With just under a week to go, it's time to announce the incredible line up for our next Pub Theatre event.
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Katherine Hepburn holding a bunch of flowers smiling at the camera, stood next to two signs reading "Please Go Away" and "Keep Out"

Katherine Hepburn is my Spirit animal

Ncuti Doc Thing To start with this week, here’s a time capsule; something I wrote for The Guardian back when Ncuti Gatwa‘s casting as the New Doctor Who was announced. Some...

A precious drop of sanity in the whorling discourse. buttondown.com/cooray_smith...

Barn in the USA

CALL OUT FOR SCRIPTS Leeds Pub Theatre are hosting a night of new theatre Thursday 19th June 2025 at The Adelphi, Leeds Theme: Colour Saturation Shade Embellish Represent Hue Please send your 5-minute monologues or duologues to Leedspubtheatre@gmail.com by Friday May 16th, 2025 Please note successful writers will be asked to self-produce the pieces

❗❗SUBMISSION DEADLINE EXTENDED❗❗

We're extending our submission deadline by a week. Send us your 5-minute monologues or duologues by Friday 16th May to Leedspubtheatre@gmail.com

Annual reminder that St George never actually designed clothing for Asda

Remember to do the traditional April 23rd greeting today:

1: Happy St. George's Day
2: Is that today?

Then never speak to each other again

Absolutely, and as an insane billionaire, I will pay you... *checks notes*... really badly.

Two words: Jurassic Park

A sandcastle fort of such joy, it is enough to make some weep, and others swoon. Regard the snaking moat, the causeway entrance, and the watchtowers. This is a thing of joy, friends. Of joy. It was trampled to death by my children some 2 minutes after this before being washed by the tide. Goodnight sweet Prince, flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

At the beach, Dadding my best Dadness.

Is there a word that describes the equal feelings of joy and sadness that come with finishing a book?

24. My best for a while. Helps when you know the answers.

Don't worry about Val Kilmer getting to heaven. He's a Saint.

"Talent"

Headline: Mr Incredible barred from running Grand National

Buzz Lightyear and Wall-E still awaiting judges verdicts.

Wellard was in Gladiator. Dean Gaffney must be livid at his agent.

A picture of Primark CEO Paul Marchant above the headline Primark boss quits after complaint about behaviour

The headline should be "There's Something Rotten in the State of Primark"

Journalistic standards have really slipped.

I'm appearing on BBC Upload tonight between 6pm and 8pm performing a poem about colours and chatting all things @pubtheatre.bsky.social

Imagine looking at WH Smith and thinking that a name change was the answer.

That's deckchairs off the titanic logic.

A picture of our stage space at The Adelphi with the caption "all the world's a stage... so let's do theatre in a pub. Happy World Theatre day"

Happy World Theatre day from all at LPT

"A journalist can hack into an app that we think is secure enough to use for discussing war plans" is one hell of a flex.

I didn't. But I *could* have.

I spent a very pleasant morning in Huddersfield.

The market is incredible. I could have bought a replica pistol, a commerative D-Day landings newspaper, a tribal mask, a punnet of strawberries, and a boxset of Begerac and still had change from £20. Bargain.

There is nothing embarrassing anyone on planet Earth can do today. The Hesgeth and co signal chat has nullified embarrassment for humankind.

CALL OUT FOR SCRIPTS

Leeds Pub Theatre are hosting a night of new theatre
Thursday 19th June 2025 at The Adelphi, Leeds

Theme: Colour

Please send your 5-minute monologues or duologues to
Leedspubtheatre@gmail.com by Friday May 9th, 2025