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You can stop yelling "LOG OFF" at my house Seattle, WA

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The line for the new Sounders kit was insane so I went to the Super Bowl parade instead. Alright see ya

12.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have been off social media for a bit because, well, you know. But it was a nice reminder yesterday that good things still happen. Alright See Ya, Go Hawks

26.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t like this many people watching Texas Tech football. Feels like a humiliation ritual for me. Please turn your televisions off and go outside, thanks

01.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry that all brands can’t keep up!! Sounds like a skill issue! Maybe be better!

01.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There we go, now we’re all back aligned

01.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna choose to ignore that’s true because a 20-team MLS just feels better to me

01.01.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess, next think you know they’re gonna tell me Nashville has an MLS team too

01.01.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too brother, for the Tennessee Titans

01.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a good argument for why not other than β€œEwww, Ohio is gross”? Like seriously, what’s the argument here?

There are VERY few teams who have competed towards the top (nonetheless actually won) in practically every era of college football AND elicit this reaction. What’s the POV here??

01.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Night Mark

01.01.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11:30 central. Hmm.

01.01.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think at some point along the way my point might’ve been misunderstood, I apologize.

College football survives (and thrives!!) without Miami being relevant. It did until Schnellenberger showed up, and it has for the last two decades.

The sport needs OSU. The Buckeyes are eternal.

01.01.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Today was the first day I thought about the Miami Hurricanes since a 30 for 30 came out about events that took place when I was three years old.

01.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Then what the fuck was Miami doing until the 1980s??? Sorry that the Big Bad Buckeyes stole the playbook and improved it for the modern era

01.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s completely valid to take out 23 years of anger (and I support you), but just remember only one of these teams walked off the field with a Natty

01.01.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The sport (broken or not) is nowhere near what it is now without Ohio State, you’re welcome to feel differently

01.01.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I truly feel sorry for people who laugh at and dance on the grave of the 2025 Ohio State Buckeyes. You will simply never get it. You are lost in the desert. You will never know true joy, nor peace. A ship without a rudder.

It must feel so lonely.

01.01.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.

24.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Must be nice!!!!!

23.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry chief, best I can do is Hawks-Pats

19.12.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And oh boy don't forget what they're wearing!

18.12.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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16.12.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

One of my life goals is to be one of those people that gets to go on the field during a Super Bowl halftime show. However, given how disappointing I’ve been generally, I would settle for doing it during the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving games.

27.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAPS

23.11.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SPURSY!!!!

23.11.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On crack, yeah

23.11.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is some good the MLS baby

23.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct, this is still nowhere near enough but oh my god did they need the vibes of this lol

17.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit they actually did it

17.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty bummed about Cal Raleigh not winning MVP. Sorry if this offends.

14.11.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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