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She/Her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ - Queer & punny nerd who adores all things cute and cuddly. Loves nature, will bite you if you steal her muffins. Unashamedly horny on main.

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Latest posts by aoifemuffins.bsky.social on Bluesky

let it all burn ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.11.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is.

Membership.theonion.com

06.11.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3190    ๐Ÿ” 472    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I donโ€™t think enough people are talking about the beauty
of NYC electing its first Muslim mayor the day Dick Cheney died. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

05.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6339    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
A bunny in a grassy garden meets a small godzilla creature. It is a reptile, slightly smaller than the bunny and the height of a blade of grass. It is stomping on it's hind legs, as if wanting to wreck something

A bunny in a grassy garden meets a small godzilla creature. It is a reptile, slightly smaller than the bunny and the height of a blade of grass. It is stomping on it's hind legs, as if wanting to wreck something

Daily bunny no.3128 has been invited to a rampage

04.11.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1604    ๐Ÿ” 391    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Made like a gun, goes like a bullet.
#ใ„ใ„ๅ˜ๆฐ—็ญ’ใฎๆ—ฅ #RoyalEnfield #art #motorcycle #bikergirl

01.11.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1944    ๐Ÿ” 356    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes! Hit the โ€œSubscribeโ€ button then select โ€œBlock Allโ€.

30.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat is holding a blue bird in its mouth ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a blue bird in its mouth

QT PA 2T ๐Ÿ’–๏ฟผ๏ฟผ

28.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some bunnies crew a two-masted ship as they ride across waves on the pages of a giant book, it's pages turning like waves. In front of them, another book's pages turn from a image of a storm to an image of a sunny sky, and one bunny at the bow of the ship points forward excitedly.

Some bunnies crew a two-masted ship as they ride across waves on the pages of a giant book, it's pages turning like waves. In front of them, another book's pages turn from a image of a storm to an image of a sunny sky, and one bunny at the bow of the ship points forward excitedly.

Daily bunny no.3121 begins a new chapter

28.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2470    ๐Ÿ” 702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Continues to be absolutely wild how many tech/gaming outlets are covering every Microsoft/Xbox release like there's no fucking problem. Absolutely disappointing, every single day

27.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Illustration of flying fish, I also turned one into a dragon. The colors are pink blue and purple with transparent flippers

Illustration of flying fish, I also turned one into a dragon. The colors are pink blue and purple with transparent flippers

flying fish ๐ŸŸ
#art #fish #dragons

27.10.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2481    ๐Ÿ” 707    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bunny in their bedroom has their laptop in bed, fully lit, but with all the other lights in the room turned off. They are sitting up in bed watching. A cat sleeps in a cat bed next to theirs.

A bunny in their bedroom has their laptop in bed, fully lit, but with all the other lights in the room turned off. They are sitting up in bed watching. A cat sleeps in a cat bed next to theirs.

Daily bunny no.3120 catches a late-night movie

27.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2488    ๐Ÿ” 500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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a black and white drawing of a rabbit with the year 2012 written on the bottom ALT: a black and white drawing of a rabbit with the year 2012 written on the bottom
24.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter how expensive, it will never becomeโ€ฆ unbuyable

23.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally my gf

21.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some folks experiencing their first mariners moment tonight. its ok friends ๐Ÿค this is what it's been like all my life. that's the seattle experience

21.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 205    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the White House's east wing facade being torn down with a "Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" sign hanging up

the White House's east wing facade being torn down with a "Spirit Halloween Coming Soon" sign hanging up

Oh hell yeah!

21.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2521    ๐Ÿ” 580    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
A fundraising email sent by AIPAC that says:

Dear [REDACTED],
Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky has announced her retirement, and Illinois' 9th District will have an open primary for the first time in decades. Wasting no time to enter the race is anti-Israel detractor Kat Abughazaleh, a 25-year-old "social media influencer". Kat does not mince words when it comes to her thoughts on Israel and the bond between our two nations. Her radical foreign policy agenda includes:
โ€ข Calls for unilateral recognition of a Palestinian state and labels Israel's presence in the West Bank as an "illegal occupation".
โ€ข Baselessly blames Israel for the deaths of "tens of thousands" of Palestinians, without recognizing Hamas' initiation of the conflict on 10/7/23.
โ€ข Promotes the International Criminal Court, a biased, antisemitic institution targeting Israel under the false guise of justice.
And she's not just loud, she's well-funded - Abughazaleh has already raised nearly $1,000,000, positioning her as the financial frontrunner in the early stages of this race. If we don't act now, she could win.
She poses a direct threat to our mission and the future of Israel's security.
Fortunately, we have a fighter of our own: Illinois State Senator Laura Fine.

A fundraising email sent by AIPAC that says: Dear [REDACTED], Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky has announced her retirement, and Illinois' 9th District will have an open primary for the first time in decades. Wasting no time to enter the race is anti-Israel detractor Kat Abughazaleh, a 25-year-old "social media influencer". Kat does not mince words when it comes to her thoughts on Israel and the bond between our two nations. Her radical foreign policy agenda includes: โ€ข Calls for unilateral recognition of a Palestinian state and labels Israel's presence in the West Bank as an "illegal occupation". โ€ข Baselessly blames Israel for the deaths of "tens of thousands" of Palestinians, without recognizing Hamas' initiation of the conflict on 10/7/23. โ€ข Promotes the International Criminal Court, a biased, antisemitic institution targeting Israel under the false guise of justice. And she's not just loud, she's well-funded - Abughazaleh has already raised nearly $1,000,000, positioning her as the financial frontrunner in the early stages of this race. If we don't act now, she could win. She poses a direct threat to our mission and the future of Israel's security. Fortunately, we have a fighter of our own: Illinois State Senator Laura Fine.

Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!

21.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13379    ๐Ÿ” 2275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 690    ๐Ÿ“Œ 206

Block list if you dont wanna see state run propaganda:
bsky.app/profile/did:...

20.10.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

18.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9554    ๐Ÿ” 1812    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 121    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88
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So thereโ€™s a chance of it being ported to my smart fridge if it sells enough copies? Hmmmmโ€ฆ

17.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the left), a half-elf with white hair, sitting on Ottilie's lap (on the right), a human with brown hair. Ottilie is holding Asi's hands and kissing her cheeks, while Asi is smiling widely looking super happy

An artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the left), a half-elf with white hair, sitting on Ottilie's lap (on the right), a human with brown hair. Ottilie is holding Asi's hands and kissing her cheeks, while Asi is smiling widely looking super happy

i bring women kissing to your TL but cute this time

16.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8652    ๐Ÿ” 1953    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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โ€˜I love Hitlerโ€™: Leaked messages expose Young Republicansโ€™ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

14.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4255    ๐Ÿ” 1136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 127
Laura Loomer Rages at
Trump Admin Move: 'I'm Not Voting in 2026!'
PUBLISHED OCT 11, 2025 AT 10:50 AM EDT
News Article ยฉ
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Ramps Up Attacks on
Republicans
PUBLISHED OCT 04, 2025 AT 02:00 PM EDT
News Article
Joe Rogan Tears into Trump's Immigration Crackdown: 'Horrific
PUBLISHED OCT 10, 2025 AT 03:39 AM

Laura Loomer Rages at Trump Admin Move: 'I'm Not Voting in 2026!' PUBLISHED OCT 11, 2025 AT 10:50 AM EDT News Article ยฉ Marjorie Taylor Greene Ramps Up Attacks on Republicans PUBLISHED OCT 04, 2025 AT 02:00 PM EDT News Article Joe Rogan Tears into Trump's Immigration Crackdown: 'Horrific PUBLISHED OCT 10, 2025 AT 03:39 AM

Rats often flee ships & buildings moments before disaster. Their acute sensitivity to vibration, heat, & pressure let them detect danger long before they risk becoming trapped. The pattern is so consistent, the Navy entered it in maritime logs as empirical warning, not myth.

Watch the rats ๐Ÿ‘€

12.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 763    ๐Ÿ” 213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I prefer โ€œanti-fascistโ€œ for a host of reasons and this is a nice practical one.

12.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2475    ๐Ÿ” 571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Until It's Done: Sylvia Rivera
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC Until It's Done: Sylvia Rivera

Mamdani talking lucidly and passionately about trans rights and history in a video that should frankly shame every politician who has hemmed and hawed and triangulated and said, "Well, but sports..." It's not that hard to tell the truth and stand for what's right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEvV...

11.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3992    ๐Ÿ” 1102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.

08.10.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24758    ๐Ÿ” 7297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 892    ๐Ÿ“Œ 262

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

08.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7215    ๐Ÿ” 1887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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of the Devil on Steam Immerse yourself in neon, smoke, and high-stakes legal gambles as a Defense Attorney with uniquely Killer insights in this episodic, diabolically stylish visual novel adventure game.

this lesbian day, you will play this lesbian's video game. you will like it whether or not you are lesbian, but it helps. and you're going to play it anyway.
store.steampowered.com/app/2739630/...

08.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It turns out building habits and stuff actually requires not being in survival mode, who knew?!
(Yeah yeah I did)

07.10.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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