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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

You won't see anything like that coming out of CBS any time soon.

I can’t imagine what is in the Epstein files that’s worse than what we already know about Trump. Is he a vampire? Did he try to kill 101 puppies to make a coat? Seriously, what the hell is in those files?

The fact that this fuckwit has a position of power is an indictment of our system. Perhaps it is time to burn it all down.

One of the teams they beat was Arkansas, who immediately fired their coach, the thought apparently being, “If a team this bad can beat us this badly, we clearly suck!”

Absolutely heinous.

“Are you kidding me? Eight fucking Trumps for a bag of Doritos?!?”

I kinda like the idea of putting Orange Hitler on the dollar. With his horrible economy, it would give us the opportunity to say things like, “That’s not worth a fucking Trump,” or “It took eighty fucking Trumps to fill up my gas tank.”

Everyone knew Pete Hegseth was a joke when Trump gave him the job, but God damn!

Democracy is falling apart, the climate is dying, the economy and public health care systems are killing people. Still, someone has to grade these lab reports.

Planning on spending more time with his toupee.

Durbin after Kirk murder: Quit calling Republicans “Nazis!”

Miller at Kirk memorial: <quotes Goebbels>

#republican nazis

Jimmy Kimmel was the only thing worth watching on ABC. Not watching ABC. Not watching Disney. Fuck these fascist-suckers.

I work in academia, where now you can be fired for saying what you think. That's the exact opposite of what academia should be. I don't think people ought to be saying nasty things on the internet, but I think they should be allowed to say nasty things on the internet.

Took me four. My starting word is always LEAST, then TRIBE, third word was TERRY (really dumb guess).

Do you start with the same word every day? My start is LEAST.

Mine, too.

That's what "hoist with his own petard" actually means.

We live in a country where we’ve decided that everyone has the right to decide whether you live or die at any moment. Afterwards, maybe there are consequences, and maybe not.

I can only assume that President Trump will now call the National Guard into Utah.

No candidate for president gets my vote without a promise to reform the Supreme Court.

“We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intelligence, the stewards of life’s continuity in Earth. We did not ask for this role, but we cannot abjure it. We may not be suited to it, but here we are.”—Stephen Jay Gould.

I like the explanation that Trump is a rat, but everyone knows that actually, he’s a child rapist.

Wow. The jobs report is this bad after they started cheating? Imagine what it really is supposed to say. I guess the only way we'll ever know is if they release the Epstein files.

As prophesized by the Oracle, Idiocracy turns out to be a documentary.

If you have to do that, I’d recommend wearing a mask, but that’s probably illegal in Florida.

I still hear people saying “Both parties are the same,” but really, only one party has made bringing back communicable diseases a basic plank in its party platform.

Imagine being a parent living in Florida and some idiot decides to start playing politics with the health of your children. Enjoy your polio, Florida Man!

Hey, remember when Nate Silver was relevant?

I have to follow the laws, you have to follow the laws, but the Pederast-in-Chief gets to do whatever he wants. When will it end? When will the “party of law and order” ever do the right thing?