Tony Barrell

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It's a good day for big points in Blossom!
#Blossom #game #bigwords

Questionably, too.

Here's a recent email that "got me barnacled". What??!??
When I read it, I was "in extraordinary eudaemonia and upper intoxicant". What???!
It's all "written" by Artificial Stupidity, of course.

POP FACT: La Isla Bonita is of course Madonna’s tribute to the lovely and fragrant Isla St Clair.

It is a coincidence that ‘emoji’ and ‘emoticon’ sound alike.

‘Emoji’ is a Japanese term meaning ‘pictograph’ (‘e’ is “picture, drawing” + ‘moji’ is “letter, character”).

‘Emoticon’ is ‘emotion’ + ‘icon.’

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Where is the evidence that John said this? I can find it in none of his published interviews or writings.

She loves him for his looks.

I actually did this last week. I revisited all my former workplaces, all the pubs I ever drank in, and all my ex-girlfriends.

IN THE AIR TONIGHT Dusty Springfield wasn’t just a wonderful singer. She was a notorious food-flinger as well, reveals Tony Barrell MAY 2021 Dusty Springfield was one of the finest singers who ever lived. And when someo...

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Since the dream, I've heard that the Stones DO have a new album up their sleeves. What if they call it Space Magnets? What do I do then?

I buttered some bread, and suddenly a face was staring out at me! Who is this?
#butterface #spooky #weird

Rock'n'roll dream this morning! The Rolling Stones had just released a new album called 'Space Magnets'. Some bloke said to me: "Rolling Stones. Space Magnets. Discuss." I hadn't heard the music, but I liked the title. Still do.
#rollingstones #spacemagnets

Stegosaurus for me, definitely.

Her surname sounds like a quote from EastEnders. "Leavitt, Ricky! She's not worth it!"

How many vegetable-friendly actors can you think of?
Kathleen Turnip? Courgette Colbert?
And not forgetting, of course...

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Wonderful!

A great cartoon for all you art-lovers.
#Artlovers #Paintings #NationalGallery

I think I did an author's reading like this once.

Breaking news! Historians have found an image of a youngish Keith Richards in the Bayeux Tapestry.

When Tootles the Taxi tooted his horn
The street was at once full of smiles.
“Jump in! Jump in!” he cheerfully cried.
“I can drive you for miles and miles.”
Timmy and Tracy heeded his call,
And they haven’t been seen to this day.

I was with a friend one day when he walked into a London cafe. He wanted to know when it closed, because he was thinking of eating there later. So he asked a member of staff: "What time do you shut up?" I burst out laughing, because it sounded so rude. Now I use the question when someone annoys me.

Some great advice on creativity, from the artist Grayson Perry.

Have a nice Sunday!

On Thistledown Farm in Northamptonshire, the sheep are treated to a prawn vindaloo every Friday.

This is a popular clothing shop in Crapley, Herefordshire. I love the name.