Melanie Firth

Roses are white,
Flea is a bassist,
It’s nice to have owners, who aren’t mad fucking racists.

Stephen Miller is writing all his tweets now isn’t he?

🇬🇧 Once again we are the best at sliding on a tea tray #olympics

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Is the article link missing? Or is my Bluesky balked

All I could think of when watching this was @dan.thesquareball.net favourite audio clip
“Look at the state of them!”

Just seen the worst segment Sky Sports News have ever aired, had to rewind it to check I wasn’t hallucinating, relationship “expert”, co owner of Sutton, started with an infomercial for Specsavers ends with Valentines advice “for the ladies”… (apologies for my dog snoring in the background) #lufc

I’ve noticed a steady increase in accounts that are seemingly here to specifically rage bait, think there’s a bit of 2nd account activity too… I mean it’s a hobby I guess.

AI football.

Think he’s the kind of bloke who falls out of bed on a morning & sacks his quilt tbh.

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Marinakis frantically typing with his sausage fingers on his iPhone 5 begging Ange to give him another chance

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Is that him? The picture I’d conjured in my head did not match reality at all

Unhinged.

I’ve just worked out who Buonanotte reminds me of…

Someone just hit the “Big Sam survival expert” button already, hilarious.

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Imagine if Keef really is a football guru….

We get to claim credit for Frank sacking right? They’ve been shit for ages but is snatching that point & jumping over them in the table definitely tipped it didn’t it #lufc

They just did the whole “we were confirming it first because that’s what we do”, alright Woodward & Bernstein, it’s a football manager sacking let’s not get carried away.

Cockwomble.

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Is it raining though…

Yeah, I don’t think this is that. It lost signal in the middle of the night & now only certain channels are working, I’m guessing something flew into the dish & has knocked it out of whack. It was just funny how they kept asking me if it had/was raining, my immediate reaction was as always sarcasm.

Joe Rothwell footballer holding a snooker cue.

Just seen a replay of our former lovely, mild mannered mid fielder try to murder a man… Wilder obviously can’t take credit (blame) as he’s only been there a week… what did they do to the poor guy at Rangers? #lufc

Having issues with Sky & while I was online troubleshooting they kept asking if it had been raining… well obviously it’s been raining for the last 3 weeks but also satellite dishes aren’t waterproof now?

“Happy Birthday
in blue icing, no butter cream”

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Not really a fan of tifos but a giant heat map for the East Stand v Man City.

Imagine how meta it would be for him to do his thing & hear Leeds fans singing his song in unison.