@elliot500.bsky.social
Artist, writer and musician. I'm nice to people who deserve it, but give karma to people who are shits. If you follow me just because you want a follow back, you're unlikely to get it. Only if I find you interesting.
That is a great style!
17.11.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alpha male means the most unlikeable, unfanciable barrels of lard on toothpick legs.
17.11.2025 20:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I'm unfortunate enough to hear that song, I get to a point where I want to do damage to them. It's usually by about the 4 millionth time they've sung that lyric.
17.11.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a man, I'm ashamed of a hell of a lot of men.
15.11.2025 22:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm wondering just how many PE teachers you've formally observed over a significant period of time. My estimate is somewhere between 0 and 1.
14.11.2025 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks for making everyone feel better about themselves.
14.11.2025 17:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you talking to yourself?
14.11.2025 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Liam Gallagher's son has about 1000x the talent of his 14 year old father.
14.11.2025 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not one standardised measurement. I'm surprised any of you can cook anything properly.
14.11.2025 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a profound statement... muted.
14.11.2025 17:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely brilliant. You simply cannot prove that anything she says is wrong.
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We have over 20 senses if they could be bothered to read the science.
13.11.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfortunately, that makes you a sexist wanker. I hope she finds someone better.
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On this so-called Veterans Day, let's take the time to remember how pathetic humanity has always been in terms of fighting each other over land and hope that we will eventually understand that living together and sharing the world is the only way forward.
11.11.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aww, poor little Michael needs his nappy changing again!
11.11.2025 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She is because you clearly have a nano-dick.
11.11.2025 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, she's too lazy to bend down to give a blow job.
11.11.2025 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have a slow clap from the rest of the world that already know this without having to think about it.
11.11.2025 08:36 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've managed to last another day without using essential oils.
10.11.2025 22:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They look suspiciously like alpha males! π€£
10.11.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is a spectacular photo! π
10.11.2025 22:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just so you know, people who make these claims are always lying.
10.11.2025 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She hasn't got a clue what she's supposed to say or do.
10.11.2025 22:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do we make more of a big deal over the first world war than the second? It's not really relevant to most living people now. It's worth leaving it now.
10.11.2025 19:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0They just don't get how it's having the opposite effect! Brilliant!
10.11.2025 11:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Explain to me how those two things are the same. Explain it very clearly, please.
08.11.2025 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When Americans bastardised our language.
08.11.2025 09:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why is that? Does saliva do something first to protect the enamel or something?
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