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Can't wait for part two!

21.01.2026 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this guy launched a coup from his country club but you’re not allowed to work from home

03.01.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 948    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 4

There are a lot of montages in this Pavement documentary. Also why am I watching this. Apparently one of these dudes breeds race horses now.

29.12.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is basically zero hockey in it. It's mostly humping and cheesy dialog.

29.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still don't believe Avatar is a real movie. It's all just been an elaborate hoax.

27.12.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

06.12.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just watched it this week too. Sillier than what I remembered as a kid. Still gross as hell though!

28.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fucker. Hopefully the pruning somehow leads to more plums next year! One year my ex's landlord pruned a tree in their yard and they discovered it was a plum tree the next spring when it started fruiting. It needed a pruning I guess!

09.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol yeah I was wondering what was up with that!

07.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I had gone to NYC. Had a trip planned for March 2020 😭

01.10.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." 

Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"

I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

27.09.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19638    πŸ” 3024    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 103

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

14.09.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1810    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 9

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

05.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18611    πŸ” 5277    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 147
A quick photoshop of the actor James Gandolfini's face onto Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

A quick photoshop of the actor James Gandolfini's face onto Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

Gandalfini

25.04.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1207    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 30
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Stevie said β€œYou'll never get away from the sound/Of the woman that loved you” and she meant it ✨

26.05.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12
pizzapastaprozac 6h
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A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal.
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Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.

pizzapastaprozac 6h 1/20 A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal. .. Replies + dropsofjam 2h Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

15.06.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3208    πŸ” 656    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 59

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

11.06.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 24870    πŸ” 6835    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 176

🀒

25.05.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always sneaky bacon.

25.05.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Larissa just did this for her Japan tour!

28.04.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

07.04.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 30733    πŸ” 5211    πŸ’¬ 851    πŸ“Œ 303
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We're rewatching Mad Man and Lou Avery just showed up. This is a particular brand of man that everyone knows: a dismissive, condescending, misogynist who takes no responsibility and makes zero effort to be pleasant or generous. These guys somehow continue to exist throughout time.

23.02.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think film critics should have to review the Marvel movies anymore. Like, I dunno. Should an art critic have to review those big pictures of tomatoes they hang on the wall at Subway? I think they belong in a different category.

15.02.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 911    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 28

Also, my parents loved to buy me the butch gifts I asked for but always in pink lol. Flannel shirt, hockey stick, baseball glove, etc. Sorry, still gay.

03.02.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prediction: the tariffs are just another way to artificially inflate prices again to make us poorer and them richer, just like during 2008 and COVID. As if the prices will go down once tariffs are lifted.

02.02.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did that but then it was replaced with Feeds.

01.02.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday morning drum workout πŸ₯³

01.02.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium . ALT: a baby is screaming in a crowd of people while sitting in a stadium .
25.01.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only downside of this book is the actual recording. Do audiobook engineers not know de-essers exist?

24.01.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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