Du Jour Means Treat Yo Self!

I had a dream I was on a bus & it kept passing my stop & each time it did, the driver would go “OooOoOops!” & circle the route again, to pass it every time. I ran to the driver who was Sabrina Carpenter. She told me to stay behind the line & I yelled at her that she was too short to be a bus driver.

A mostly good time.

#LastFourWatched
#LetterboxdFriday

Famously uncool and never emulated, Johnny Cash

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Me when two women on screen look at each other for more than a second

God this movie is a MASTERPIECE

Did Kathryn Hahn not pick up the phone??

Guess I have no choice.

One like and I’ll watch Bottoms again.

You want something that regurgitates shit for a class?

It was me not doing the reading, listening to what everyone else said during discussion, and rewording it myself when it was my turn to sound like a different point.

Skill issue, ya bitches

Procrastinated a final AP Lit paper with a 15pg min until 2am the night before. Cranked it out fueled by zebra cakes and Mr Pibbs. And I GOT that fucking A.

Shitty ass AI nonsense can’t replicate that accomplishment

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Sure man, before I get excited let’s check in with how that ceasefire in Lebanon 🇱🇧 has been going…oh right.

“Oh no, I use my time off for whatever the fuck I want. What a scandal”

I know you’re all worried so let me confirm the weekly Chiefs “breakup text” did happen. But it’s mostly in gifs this week so I’m not screenshotting it.

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

I don’t want to talk about this because I don’t want to be a target

But on just a human decency level the person tirelessly deleting Gazans just permabanned the guy who uses his thousands strong platform to boost the fundraisers of literally anyone who needs money or mutual aid every single Friday

God the lesbian cruise episode of Hacks has so many great moments

It’s the (please) that kills me every time 😂

I listened to the album today and was like “This is what everyone is so twisted up about???”

Green Room is such a hard watch for me (complimentary)

Going with @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social to any function with music

Every ad for AI assistant shit is like:

A Dumb human: “Hey Gemini, what’s that big scary ball of fire in the sky? Are we in trouble?”

“That is the sun.”

Dumb human: “ohhhhhhhhh!”

😊 incredibly lucky!

As good as you’ve heard, it’s impossible to actually prepare for how amazing Chappell is live. What a great fucking night with great people!

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VHS: Halloween? Don’t mind if I do

A horror set on 4th of July and a slowed/ minor version of Miley Cyrus’ Party in the USA.

My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

I haven’t listened yet but just shaking my head at everyone who’d been “yay fun and flouncy incoming!” be pissed that it’s not Sylvia Plath sad girl prose

People after the announcement: “OMG YAS! Glittery pen fun pop girl incoming!”

People after the album: “WTF?! This isn’t tortured!! I don’t need a dictionary for any of these words 😡 ???!”

Ordered a gift in September.

Delivery estimated 9/28-10/1.

Currently 10/4.

Tracking still sitting at Label Created.

Contact seller.

“Well I took it to the post office. 🤷‍♀️”

Okkkkkkk? And? What are we doing here?