Doug Funnie

Welp. Trump said he’s going to get rid of mail-in voting. There goes my ability to vote. It was fun while it lasted.

Quick, change the locks while he’s in Alaska!

If you squint, it appears to be a healthy baked potato. 🥔

Donald Trump complaining about violent crime in DC is rich.

I used to catch the bus there, years ago.

Bus?

Glad you’re gonna be ok. Those fuckers.

This #dog has a PhD in #physics or what?

How did she learn that?

a large blue ox with a city on its horns. It walks through a misty valley.

Steady - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper

Store sign reads “VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET.”

“Where can I find the paper towels?”
“Who’s asking?”

🤙

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

An Aimsir in Éirinn ☔

It’s me… and most of my friends.

Latest phrase I’ve learned in Scottish Gaelic:

Tha mi brèagha agus tha mi ann an còmhlan-ciùil.

Meaning: I am pretty and I am in a band.

Side note: Since learning Gaelic, I have joined a band and my ego is off the charts.

An illustration…Surreal monochrome with bands and textures resembling flowing fabric. Stars pepper the background.

A false color image of the actual Orion nebula, where you can see many of the features from the illustration, but without the foldy fabric bands.

Absolutely obsessed with this late 19th century illustration of the Orion Nebula by Otto Boeddicker.

stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess

Anti-Orbán protests in Hungary. Anti-Erdoğan protests in Turkey. Anti-Trump protests in the USA. People are rising against dictators everywhere.

All my drinks are warm because fuck ICE

There is is. The single most adorable fuck ICE joke out there. 😂

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

I found another #EverythingIsTuberculosis recently at the Tennent’s Brewery tour. Hugh Tennent got TB, went to Germany to recover, discovered their lager, came back to Scotland, and retooled his family brewery to make what is now the most popular beer in the country.

For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.

Man, I fucking love this. We should be exuberant in our protests, in our solidarity, in our abilities to make these treasonous assholes PAY for what they’re doing to us and to our country.

Go. Fight. Win. Be the change… and enjoy yourselves!

Overheard: The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre.

Yes he did!

Police have begun arresting activists at Trump Tower.

BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”

The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.