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@satiricloki.bsky.social

I am a meat popsicle.

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Completely unrelated, but is the 35D in your bio your MOS? I only ask because I was the navy equivalent of a 35P and it’s nice to meet others from the community.

03.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So my wife and I deciding not to change names because we’re lazy is paying dividends. Sweet.

03.02.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the joke that they made a sequel to a forgettable movie from 15 years ago?

03.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should sue the biggest loser in the world; himself.

03.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. CBS is totes on the non-pedophile side of this whole mess. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

03.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably more than one.

03.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t be surprised. I remember hearing a while ago that he’s from the richer part of Detroit and that his parents own a car dealer or something, which means his whole β€œblue-collar” schtick is all a scam.

03.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think his diet of aderall, cocaine, and McDonald’s has made him permanently incontinent. Supposedly he shit himself so often on The Apprentice that staffers called it β€œthe shit show”.

03.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I seem to remember him shitting himself in some meeting with all of europes leaders at one point.

03.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t it your job to impeach these people for high crimes and misdemeanors?

03.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have people not seen them that way from the beginning?

03.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s because MAGAts dream about running around and indiscriminately shooting people and assume everyone is as broken inside as they are.

03.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid rock. He’s basically a quasi-sentient maga hat who makes music for guys who can only see their kids one weekend a month but don’t.

03.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh they don’t get the show they wanted which is just half an hour of Trump shitting himself and swaying to show tunes.

03.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A felon who rape and murdered children.

03.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sue himself, fuck himself - one or the other.

03.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still acting like she didn’t put this stew on to simmer. I really wish she would just fuck off.

03.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like they had their chance for the last 8-15,000 years.

03.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This happening around the same time as the French raiding the Twitter office in Paris does seem…. Connected.

03.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But if you loved me you would stop pulling the covers over my head every time you fart.

03.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The obvious answer is that republicans just aren’t as popular as they think they are. But no, it must be fRaUd.

03.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the PR version. He can’t tell the press β€œI want to drink the blood of underaged virgins to stay young”.

03.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant literally.

03.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know, the republicans don’t have a great track record of standing up to Trump. Or his donors.

03.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man I wish my country wasn’t hell-bent on bringing back 1929.

03.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not? They’re republicans just like you.

03.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they’re all pedophiles.

03.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck em. Those rural voters would still vote for Trump again no matter what. He could come to their houses, shoot their kids and rape their dogs and they’d still vote for him. Maybe losing their farms to corporate control will wake one or two of them up to the real world.

03.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

03.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me your country is very windy without telling me your country is very windy.

03.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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