paddle

why?

will u love me on here

soon baby. im gonna do that soon i promise

im gonna keep it real idk what imeven living for at this point 😭😭💯

**paddle

give padlde a chance

theyre gonna kill me if i dont tweet good enough. can u even imagine that type of pressure.

gray alien holding me down and sawing my fingers off but i feel no pain

pickup line: have u ever peed in my mouth? … why not?

thanks for showing big love to an old cowpoke like me

imagine a golfer saying something like “my drives may not be long, but they are girthy!”

if u paid for twitter i think u should not be allowed on here

sultaned vin edgared chips>>>

my mom: [6 weeks pregnant]

me: (so loud it shakes the house) i cant wait to be born :)

easy

consider it done

have u sinned recently?

what are some features u guys would like to see us implement on here?

why do u say that, joeonhere.bsky.social?

just watched my uncle stand on business. most awesome guy ever lol

so thankful for this community

weve built such a community on here over the past year

skinning my cashier and wearing his skin and dancing around the store in his skin and explaining to the customers that i am their beloved cashier

dont meet ur heros and dont kill them in a boat accident either

ah so the rumors are true..

im posting nudes at 500 followers

theremaking this app for an

awful demon: [spawned to shepherd me into the underworld](doing his dance for me)

me: finally someone w some damned sense

got stabbed by an NPC

anybody app