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The beast will need to be soothed

“The World Cup” sounds a little too big for its britches if you ask me…..

No!! Nooooooooooo

Amazing, after getting the pic we caught up to them to give them enthusiastic waves and thumbs up

And they say she’s still mid jestergooning to this very day

I’m sorry you had to find out this way

One of the puppies from the puppy bowl died which is sad but if you look at the line up it is kind of like yeah that makes sense.

belatedly posting a real gem I saw on the west coast

Fantasizing about the new parking spot I’m going to create when it’s 40 degrees tomorrow

I don’t think so, she’s supposed to be CMO but I think the show uses her as the stand in for all administrators. I haven’t worked for a lot of different systems but everywhere I’ve worked in person the C suites were present in the ED for various reasons all the time

The Pitt is obviously anti administrator but quite frankly they could use a non clinical one from what I’m seeing

No that’s my blanket get your stupid ass on your costco bed

What did Mike Tyson mean when he called me fudgy?

Telling on myself: I blurted out, “is that the little boy that was detained?” when I saw the kid on TV. The room did rightfully roast me

Not soon enough

Yeah I struggle to use it even people I like a lot are on there

Have you considered executing her

The only famous person I recognized in the section of the halftime show with famous people was Karol G. On account of how hip I am

That was my 2 beer assessment

really liked that halftime show

The anti semitism commercial that was a kid finding a mean post it note on his backpack seemed maybe out of line with 2026 bullying tactics

I didn’t even really hear it but wow I know it was bad

As you age it does get harder to be the hottest one at the Super Bowl party. But it is not impossible and you can do it.

I feel like an ambitious human romance writer could churn out 10 small novellas about the Billionaire’s Curvy Wife in a year

I respect him forever for not touring his album in the 48

I’m ready to do the bit. [smiling and unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo dip] Honey come over here. Do the tweet! You know, the thing from the famous tweet! Come on! Yes you do know! Do it! Oh my god you’re fucking useless. No just go sit back down

Bring Your Own Bitch

Spartacus but “bitch ex wife”

Delta Premier Essential
- Standing room only with 2 other passengers in an enclosure
- Free pepsi through a sipper bottle in the ceiling
- 1/2 a carry on is $100

Probably a good idea. Also getting a lot of “is your beauty diminishing?? Try Products!!!!”