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Yes I have a work event coming up do you have anything that scratches like shit under an ill fitted suit coat

I hate traffic signals what do you mean I can’t go on red

dressed in a Halloween costume as Ms. Rachel

We had some kids come to the door and one goes “she’s doing Dora”

Love an opulent bathroom because no matter how you slice it you have to have a shitter in that thing

As I gain popularity in the region I am being invited to events

Marshmallow scents bad

🫵 little baby cuddling with his piggy toy

get out of here with that

If no one else got me I know Woodwind Fingering Guide got me

What do we think guys, do we think I’ll need Long Term Disability? Would I want 40% or 70% of my pay if I needed it?

My favorite day of the year!! 🗣️ FIRST DAY OF OPEN ENROLLMENT

They said I could be anything I wanted I became a consumer

I’m hearing from my sources there might be some top political type ish people (not really sure?) in Washington DC next week.

God damn. I hate him

I keep thinking like. Surely there was someone progressive to run that doesn’t have Nazi tattoos?

If I were in a men’s restroom I would complain about people who only come in to pee performatively

[becoming annoyed] I’m annoyed

My last minute costume is great, I’m proud of myself

It sucks because once you go through that long of a process usually the reason they don’t chose you is something insanely minor

Towel time goes crazy here too

In my Younger Days I once went through a process with 6 interviews, 3 of them panel and didn’t get the job. It was a lower level role too!!! They probably would have sucked to work for

I can’t blame them

Had a dream I was with a group of women who asked what j*b I am i****v*ewing for and when I said the first word they all walked off

I definitely believe in a resume that makes age as vague as is possible

I’m only 25 in career years

Thought of a better one

I’ve seen that suggested but I felt too bad for those people. I could also easily be a witch

I need a last minute Halloween costume and all I’m coming up with is Elisabeth Holmes

I want to see this

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO HAND OUT TREATS