Michaeldata Refinement

Read this 10 years ago and it still sticks with me.

You ever listen to music by an incredibly talented musician with a very deep knowledge of theory and songwriting structure and production, and somehow there just is no human soul in it at all? Anyway.

Old Skool #Audio Stack. #Audiophile

gene kelly is antifa

I think the problem with America is that everyone with half a brain left organized religion and all the people who stayed have fermented into collective delusion.

stop trying to make civil war happen

Playing Mario Kart World rn and i gotta hand it to nintendo for just using Mario Kart as a elaborate ruse to release an insane jazz fusion album

President Trump the HBO Max series Scavengers Reign was cancelled due to wokeness. Please do a pitch for Scavengers Reign season 2 in front of the White House

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

An orange 1976 Honda Civic

Literally just give me an electrified first-gen Honda Civic

😬+😧+😑

You should’ve seen my face after reading this tweet.

3 panels from a longer kate beaton comic 1. (and so in america) a man bursts into the oval office, potus reacts "Mr. President! we took it too far!" 2. other man looks out window worried "the canadians heard us makign fun of them, and got all fucked up on hockey" 3. a bunch of angry canadians wearing plaid and holding hockey sticks

multiple news outlets reporting on the anthem-booing at the hockey games last night really does feel like this kate beaton bit lmao

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

I’m tired of society acting like How I Met Your Mother wasn’t great.

Google search, “is diddy kong real” AI Overview response, “Yes, there is a Diddy Kong”

Non-Utahns just don't understand how sexual the downtown Trader Joes is.

I will forever love Paul Giamatti bc once at a Globes after party I ask if I could hold his golden globe for $5 and he said sure and I did and we took a photo and then he held out his hand and I gave him that $5 and he said “nice doing business with you” and he’s a g for real for always for that

oot fishing hole man

Mr beast

I’m not saying anyone should be murdering anybody, but I am saying that I hope CEOs being afraid of murder prevents the private equity firm that bought out Jersey Mike’s from making it bad.

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Thinking about Her (the scientist in Robocop who looks like Parker Posey)

For the last 24 years I’ve been working on my answer song “The Boy Visiting Ipanema (An Ipanema Girl’s Perspective)” but I can’t crack it and have to admit defeat as I never made it past the title

ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park

[guy who's never heard of Elvis]

getting some real Johnny Bravo vibes from this guy

The thing I hate about the "AI is democratizing art" argument is that art has always been democratized. That's what ""bad"" art is. You think I would *choose* to draw like this? No, my body cannot extend all the way to grasp the divine. And so we get to see the roadmaps we take that get us elsewhere