Kris McDermott

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"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.

Cool, Rep. Gonzales -- maybe start with fascism?

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At EVERY level, they cheat, because they know the majority loathe them and they could never win fairly.

The fact that MAGA is pissed about Bad Bunny in the halftime show should be presented as an uncomplicated positive. "Not only is he hugely popular with the majority of mainstream U.S. audiences, he's also made ignorant bigots as angry and excluded as we would always hope to make them feel."

Bad Bunny is so amazing that the headliner for his concert tonight is the first half of a football game

No. Nononono. True, the craftsmanship i -- no.

It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.

Notice how the idiot telling us to "move on" from the Epstein files released six days ago never shuts up about an election that happened SIX YEARS AGO?

JD Vance should just stay home, it's really too much trouble to let him out into the world

Kinda strange how Trump proposes he's just a befuddled old man who didn't mean to be a racist Nazi, but keeps doing things a racist Nazi would do

He never accidentally gives children free lunches or constructs affordable housing

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Millions of $ spent by Novo on messaging that GLP-1s are for health, not appearances, down the tubes.

Looking forward to hearing MAGA types attacking Mamdani’s order by asserting that they’re in favor of abusive immigration enforcement.

It’s so bad even Tim Scott isn’t afraid to criticize it.

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Here's a hint: if you can't "justify" the decision, is it really a good decision? Maybe yes, maybe no, but whining about having to show your work is never a good look for academics.

Nothing says prayer breakfast like concentration camps

Again, claiming that members of the other party cannot, in fact, share your broad religious faith is 100% at odds with the basic idea of the National Prayer Breakfast.

And saying Democrats shouldn't be at a non-partisan event "because they certainly don't give us the vote" is just batshit insane.

Jacob Frey: "The continued presence of 2,000 federal agents in a city that only has 600 police officers is still not deescalation"

When this happens at my house, it's usually a Housewives-style grievance airing by several different songbirds against one bluejay.

"Nothing human is alien to me," wrong! Every day I read a new headline about human acts that are completely alien to me. I can't imagine being a millionaire sex trafficker. I can't imagine joining ICE. How am I in the same species as these people?

It shouldn't be legal for any person or entity to own a national newspaper at all, much less buy it in order to sabotage it and destroy it.

The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota."

Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota."

This presser worked like a charm.

Would love to hear MI Rep. Moolenaar's defense of this; the dangers posed by selling things to China is practically his only political message.

The lies just keep heaping up, getting bigger and bigger, and nobody in any position of power challenges them. The effect on pubic discourse is so poisonous.

Yes, they keep talking about "historical accuracy" when it's a MYTH.

Really? It’s 2026 and a bunch of grown-ass dudes are whining about the fact that Christopher Nolan cast a (brilliant) Black actress to play a 3000-year-old FICTIONAL CHARACTER??? #AYFKMWTS

‘They were caravaning to this church to perform an attack style infiltration’

Is this Pam Bondi’s first day speaking the English language?