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this valentines day you have to open your computer terminal and type "i love you"

bitches hate that i only recently learned how to be a human

halfway thru my 20s i dont even got an army of sluts at my command yet i just gotta go man its over

the version of youtube that normal people have access to scares me

i also Genuinely Forget the general public is deranged and uses shit like facebook and instagram with their full legal names attached and photos of their families and shit. insane that everybody doesnt just post from a pseudonym in a semi-anonymous fashion

when we got told in school "your employers can fire you over what you post on social media" i was wondering why that mattered because i only ever saw myself working real jobs like dishwasher or walmart shelf stocker

by yourself

alt tgirls from the city will chew you up and spit you out. the only way to be happy anymore is to own a house in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of guns

there is a reason that we no longer strive for photorealism in painting. there is nothing to be conveyed in a photorealistic painting that cannot be conveyed by a photograph of the same subject. so we convey emotion through subject matter, composition, abstraction, etc.

draft dodging with this new update bc i prefer my posts to be a peek into my conscious mind flow

for every half minute of my job i do i reward myself with a few hours of browsing youtube.com or email

Update Please Attach 23 dollars to carrier pidgeon and tell him its for me (HE WILL UNDERSTAND)

yeah babe its called bluesky i have like over a thousand followers on there from making funny posts and shit its not really a huge deal but its how i express myself sometimes. like check this out hold on a sec:

patrick masturbateman. anyone said this fucking shit yet

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breath of the wild is a good video game because you can make link walk around naked and he cant do anything about it

IT BEGAN ON THE STREETS OF SOUTH BOHAN

be honest. if you were from the future where time travel was real why the fuck would you ever want to visit the 21st century

the advertisements on the most commercialized sporting event of the year werent as good as i remember. Is humanity doomed?

VIDEO GAMES IN THE FUTURE

-fallout new vegas: nuts n' bolts
-NBA 2K 1 (timeline reboot)
-bird flying inside walmart simulator

smoking that shit that makes my inner speech sound like home movies dialogue

i reserve the right to open in new tab

my high school science teacher flunked a kid for spoiling avengers infinity war

havent seen an ant for like 9 months

Shes Sucking on it in a Problematic Manner

all this condescension about how its enriching for the soul to pick up a pencil is not going to be taken seriously by whoever is willing to use image generation, and it still wouldnt even if it ai didnt exist. just let this burn out on its own dude.

if you ever wonder "how many potential artists have we lost to ai" the answer is like 2% because most people want something out of image generation that isnt about artistic merit. they want to know "what would this dumb idea i had look like lol" and nobody is going to master a craft for that

i promise you that people know how to actually do shit. but theres a reason only so many people become artists, and its because almost everyone thinks art is too hard and they want a shortcut. thats human nature for you. image generation only brought to light how many people think that.