MrSnarkyPants

Pebbles does love her pillows.

If the #Astros were any sloppier… 🙄

My Aggie wife is screaming the Aggie War Hymn at the top of her lungs right now.

Fair.

Untuckit, because you think people won’t see your gut that way.

“Free” speech.

Do I hate watch Clemson?

Yes.

Am I laughing at Dabo?

🤣🤣🤣

a sign that says what is even happening in front of a dumpster ALT: a sign that says what is even happening in front of a dumpster

I hate this timeline.

Framber is still a head case. This is our ace? #Astros

"Do not pretend you do not understand" goes a long way towards the heart of a LOT of problems rn

I keep waiting for the Rally House commercial to come on during the #Astros game so I can sing our dog her jingle:
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.

#Astros

My new Venn, starring Texas Gerrymandering, Swinging, and the Eagles' "Tush Push"

In my FB feed today. I see that MLB’s team shop hasn’t put this on clearance yet. 🤣

public media funding has been gutted over "bias" while corporate media is canceling shows and signing off on massive payoffs to appease Trump. we're beyond media capture.

My favorite thing (derogatory) about Donald Trump are his instincts

The stench of Epstein fresh on him and he invites a registered sex offender to the White House

Me: decides to see if MLB Network has anything on about the trade deadline. Oh, cool: “Trade Deadline Special.”
TV: due to blackout restrictions, this program is not available in your area.

MLB, what in the everloving fuck is wrong with you?

LHP Matt Mikilski; Twins are paying $33 mil.

So… what did the #Astros give up to reacquire Correa? 👀

👇👇

8 hole?
WTAF?

Patrick Healy is the guy who drove the great @pkrugman.bsky.social away from the NYT by killing his newsletter and trying to rewrite crucial passages: www.cjr.org/analysis/pau...

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

That would be more entertaining than their current programming, ngl.

With all that is awful surrounding us, I’ll take the joy where I can get it.

Okay, why did the player get tossed for tapping his helmet? #Astros

Camps...where people are concentrated...I'm not 100% certain but I feel like there is a term for this

I see that the Sacramento AAAthletics are playing the Astros tonight.

United gate agent: “Nobody listens to me… I’m married. I should be used to this by now.”

Incredible chart work. 🙏🏼

#90dealsIn90days