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Peter Stubbs

@peterstubbs.bsky.social

Sometime producer of art, more often producer of dad jokes. Single father of a wonderful teenage son. Wild vacillations between the ridiculous and the self-serious. He/him/“Hey, moron!”

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Latest posts by peterstubbs.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I don’t do refinishing, but I DO work in stains & coatings (I match stains for carpenters), and I salute you!

14.10.2025 05:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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14.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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14.10.2025 05:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sweet dreams!

14.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Portland Is Taking Steps To Revoke an ICE Facility’s Land Use Permit City officials say they’ve uncovered 25 prolonged detentions in violation of its land use permit, which could provide an opening to shut down Oregon’s only ICE facility.

Last week, the city issued a land use violation notice against ICE over prolonged or overnight detentions that violated the conditions of the land use approval. nextcity.org/urbanist-new...

11.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

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10.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Looks at new dimmer he's about to install]
"It actually has 'TURN POWER OFF' stamped into the metal on two languages! What kind of idiot are they addressing?"

[Takes off switchplate, pulls out old dimmer and switch, sees existing wiring job]
"Oh. That idiot."

10.10.2025 08:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Asking artists for use permission would kill Limewire

09.10.2025 05:03 — 👍 119    🔁 21    💬 7    📌 1
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a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there . ALT: a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there .

@billifer.bsky.social

09.10.2025 13:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
White, gray, and black paint, mixing & separating. If one is so inclined, one can see the profile of a bearded man, closely resembling the artist/photographer.

White, gray, and black paint, mixing & separating. If one is so inclined, one can see the profile of a bearded man, closely resembling the artist/photographer.

I’m … um, I’m in this one. Profile. Seriously, that looks quite a bit like me.

07.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Spent paint tint on wood, greens, yellows, reds, kind of blobby.

Spent paint tint on wood, greens, yellows, reds, kind of blobby.

Spent paint on wood, very seventies colors.

Spent paint on wood, very seventies colors.

Dried red colorant, cracked like an arid riverbed.

Dried red colorant, cracked like an arid riverbed.

Side of an empty bucket where acetone was used to clean squirt-bottles of dye. Mostly blue here.

Side of an empty bucket where acetone was used to clean squirt-bottles of dye. Mostly blue here.

I’m a black box device for producing these, apparently.

01.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pretty sure this violates the flag code several times over

01.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Circuit des Yeux - "Vanishing" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Matador Records Circuit des Yeux - "Vanishing" (Official Music Video)

I was reminded of this song and video today. My god, what a wonderful, unique voice & artist.

youtu.be/Hx77_uTJC34?...

30.09.2025 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Skinny Bob, The Rapture, and Solving Bigfoot
YouTube video by We Have Issues Skinny Bob, The Rapture, and Solving Bigfoot

Hey! My friend @anthonylafauci.bsky.social has a new issue!

Wait, no. He & his partner have a new episode of We Have Issues! THAT’S what I was trying to say.

Go check it out!

youtu.be/IBa0eU89DoU

26.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A Polaroid of a fan meeting & shaking hands with Tom Baker, who played the fourth Doctor in Doctor WHO.

A Polaroid of a fan meeting & shaking hands with Tom Baker, who played the fourth Doctor in Doctor WHO.

Once upon a time I was much younger, and occasionally got out to meet people. Very awesome people.

24.09.2025 05:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m 56, and I don’t look a day older than any one of them. Hate ages you, I’d guess.

(Also, you’re hot shit period, no age qualifier required. 🫡🫡🫡)

24.09.2025 05:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Letters “C” or “P” are fitting

23.09.2025 03:40 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

She’s trying. She’s mostly active on the secondary Vixx account, but she’s trying!

23.09.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So far just the one.

Jizzabelle’s account got hacked, too. Which is why as soon as I saw the same tweet on your page I knew what had happened!

Jerks.

23.09.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gotta keep that bodacious brain somewhere! 😁

23.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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23.09.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In retrospect, I don’t know that my ex would have changed her name, knowing what we do. She’s since changed it back. That said, she’s a LOT closer to my family than to her own, so … 🤷

23.09.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brain. 🫡🫡🫡

23.09.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was gonna say …

23.09.2025 00:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus. That’s horrible.

21.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can remove “san francisco” from that sentence and it remains true.

21.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It really captures his essence.

21.09.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Inside a cracked geode. The edge of the rock, transitioning to swirls, then to crystals. Grays, dark & light, and white.

Inside a cracked geode. The edge of the rock, transitioning to swirls, then to crystals. Grays, dark & light, and white.

Inside a cracked geode. The edge of the rock, transitioning to swirls, then to crystals. Grays, dark & light, and white.

Inside a cracked geode. The edge of the rock, transitioning to swirls, then to crystals. Grays, dark & light, and white.

Inside a cracked geode. The edge of the rock, transitioning to swirls, then to crystals. Grays, dark & light, and white.

Inside a cracked geode. The edge of the rock, transitioning to swirls, then to crystals. Grays, dark & light, and white.

My ex got my son a National Geographic Crack-Open-Your-Own-Geode kit. I ended up helping them crack them open, and got to open two myself. This one was my favorite.

21.09.2025 20:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Beaker as Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson from Die Another Day.

Beaker as Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson from Die Another Day.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

21.09.2025 17:59 — 👍 809    🔁 162    💬 22    📌 44

Age Verification: I can sing the Land Of The Lost theme song and had a mild crush on Dyna Girl.

15.09.2025 04:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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