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Peter Stubbs

@peterstubbs.bsky.social

Sometime producer of art, more often producer of dad jokes. Single father of a wonderful teenage son. Wild vacillations between the ridiculous and the self-serious. He/him/“Hey, moron!”

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Latest posts by peterstubbs.bsky.social on Bluesky

Of course! You know me!

12.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you insist…

12.08.2025 14:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Can y’all give this book some love? It had a really hard time thanks to its author picking a really dumb release date like November 1, 2024 🙏 🥴

Also check out the fancy universal link that no one told me was a thing 🤣

12.08.2025 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

You know how you have a nightmare, and while *none* of the elements are related, it carries BIG vibes of a particular thing/place/person/film? Yeah, Suspiria did that to me. Really good movie!

12.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s all filters, I swear.

11.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please stop posting pictures of me, thank you.

11.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Simple opposition to idiots does not preclude you being one.

11.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc ALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc
09.08.2025 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Coworker: So the album is queer?

Me: I mean, yeah, but really more just gay.

Coworker: Oh?

Me: Listen to it. You can almost smell the poppers.

08.08.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“You know, maybe both of my hands were just too heat sensitive. Maybe if I lick the stove…”

08.08.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was SO SURE that dip from last week’s party was still good…

08.08.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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VA ends contracts for most of its unionized employees The Department of Veterans Affairs has terminated collective bargaining agreements for most of its more than 350,000 unionized employees, including nurses, food service workers, technicians and janito...

The Department of Veterans Affairs on Wednesday terminated collective bargaining agreements for most of its more than 350,000 unionized employees, including nurses, food service workers, technicians and janitorial staff.

07.08.2025 00:21 — 👍 404    🔁 281    💬 54    📌 71

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

08.08.2025 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If the act of touching a hot stove despite repeatedly being told not to were a country.

08.08.2025 07:54 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1
Why EpiPens are so expensive
YouTube video by Doctor Myro Why EpiPens are so expensive

Epipens are good for 2.5 years after the expiration date

#disability #allergy

08.08.2025 11:33 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Are you doing any better at all? (Better being a relative term, of course. Fucking bullshit that more hasn’t been done to ameliorate menopausal symptoms.)

06.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
B&W photo of a bearded, middle-aged man in a gray t-shirt (you’ll have to trust me).

B&W photo of a bearded, middle-aged man in a gray t-shirt (you’ll have to trust me).

For no reason.

06.08.2025 04:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤨

06.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are
My lucky
Harm
The damage
I seek
Over and
Over
Buzz saw
Blade
40-tooth
Carbide
Clover

04.08.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! I saw the sun on the chair, and lowered the exposure on my phone as far as I could, hoping the result would suggest the Caravaggio light my eyes caught.

03.08.2025 06:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫂❤️‍🩹🫂❤️‍🩹🫂

Hugs, and I hope things are better really soon.

03.08.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, you poor dear. If I lived anywhere close I would actually come over and feed you (assuming I was welcome). Usually I’d say “hugs,” but pairing those with hot flashes and the rest? No.

Ugh. My ex-wife & I were discussing her menopause, and, ugh.

03.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pfff. You KNOW I’m a cheapskate!

03.08.2025 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo/Gif is your therapist. Who is it?

(Posthumous or not, I’ll take it.)

03.08.2025 03:12 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

THAT would be my reliever walk on theme.

03.08.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo. A skylight throws shadows from a forklift on a concrete warehouse floor.

Photo. A skylight throws shadows from a forklift on a concrete warehouse floor.

Photo, unedited. Silhouette, glare, and reflections, open warehouse doors on a sunny day.

Photo, unedited. Silhouette, glare, and reflections, open warehouse doors on a sunny day.

Photo. A concrete pumping truck, seen from a bit below, against a partially cloudy sky.

Photo. A concrete pumping truck, seen from a bit below, against a partially cloudy sky.

Photo. A dark warehouse, skylight highlighting a desk chair.

Photo. A dark warehouse, skylight highlighting a desk chair.

Things I see during the week.

03.08.2025 02:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Those are AWESOME!

03.08.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s like a glorious, glorious train wreck, and I can’t look away!

01.08.2025 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

!!!

01.08.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Daaaamn.

01.08.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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