Matt Wirth

how soon before JD Vance puts the moves on Lynne Cheney?

Sporcle 500-day streak

Wordle 500-day streak

Sporcle and Wordle reminding me it's been 500 days since I ended my camping trip on an island with no cell / internet access

Food pantry (closed doors)

Food pantry (open doors with four shelves of food / water)

temp food pantry to help the SNAP chaps (will replace it with something more permanent / weatherproof closer to the holidays)

The Social Network (2010) / The Social Reckoning (2026)

Smoky gray/black cat dressed as pumpkin, looking down with the ennui of a thousand existential crises

annual feline photographic humiliation, volume 11

Halloween costume as Torgo from Manos: The Hands of Fate

I take care of the place while the Master is away

Little Free Library stocked with ramen noodles and canned food, as well as books

wife and I were discussing adding a little food pantry outside our apartment building. in the meantime, the Little Free Library is pulling double duty.

au jus just gotta try it!

Asking a textbot to write poetry about North American history, and it complies

"Sarah Connor, you will be termina-"

"Recite A Tale of Two Cities as a pirate"

"Yarrgh, it be the worrrrrrrst of times..."

YouTube video by Ill-Advised Records 🎃 Lofi Halloween Mix 🎃 Dark Lofi Annual Mix [2023]

some seasonally appropriate background music for processing invoices and expense reports

("Withered Heart" is definitely a top 10 favorite spoopy jam)

Mr. Pibb, the artist formerly known as Pibb Xtra

new recession indicator: Pibb Xtra has been downgraded back to Mr. Pibb

wife: *watching The Crown*

me: "did they get to the part yet where Reggie Jackson tried to shoot her?"

counter-argument: Rob Schneider is secretly 200 years old

The Lord of Catan - Apple TV A husband and wife are plunged into an epic struggle for dominance when their friendly game night escalates into cut-throat competition. Old grudges a…

sorry, Netflix, but my pal Stu beat you by almost 10 years when it comes to Catan cinema...

demolition of the White House East Wing

once watched an EAS scenario video where Trump built military infrastructure under the White House, so he could fight back instead of lawfully stepping down from office

this reeks of that

#NoKings South Bay / Torrance

🐻🏴

a close up of a man 's face with the words dawson 's creek on the bottom right ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words dawson 's creek on the bottom right

Epstein watching the "kill the younglings" scene

a cartoon drawing of an ice cube with a face and arms and legs Alt: a cartoon drawing of an ice cube with a face and arms and legs. the ice cube quickly melts.

NY Times crossword celebrating No Kings a couple of days early

Congratulations! Your quiz Sunday Crossword: Take a Bow has been published to the Sporcle homepage!

ah beans, I've done it again...

oh no

about to watch One Battle After Another in a theater without reclining seats

indie game developers need to do a 180 from this abysmal trend and release games where you go bowling with Stephen Miller's severed head #FashLanes

"folks are out there - some pretty mighty folks, people - they're looking at my works, and they're despairing. they're despairing at all that I've done for this ancient land"

me: *a 5-minute rant about Sykes-Picot*

wife: are you mad at the British because you have to go into work early tomorrow for a call with the UK office?

me: ... yes

comic about snake who thinks a government shutdown means crime is legal

*opens closet*
*blows dust off snek comic*
*hangs it up over the mantel*

nothing speaks more to my South Bay suburban upbringing than my innate desire to live in an apartment complex with a Polynesian theme

Takeout container with teriyaki chicken and a substantial amount of Hawaiian macaroni salad

dear Hawaiian restaurants,

this is the appropriate portion of mac salad you need to serve

mahalo,
Matt