Martha

Coco Gauff thanking her haters the energy we need

self esteem 100% tied to what Wordlebot thinks of me at this point

Oh also: sommeliers

(don’t cancel me I’m cautiously optimistic but) launching on Product Hunt today, AI tools to replace:
- Business / marketing consultants
- HR teams
- Lawyers
- Product managers

Jax is less misogynistic than the Toms, but not as good at tricking everyone or defending himself 😬

perfect that the only sober person on the show called out the affair well before anyone else 🤌🏼

seems like the affair probably started sometime before Raquel cut her hair, which makes the over the top engagement production even darker (and also make more sense)

finally at the end of my vpr journey, which is for the best given I quoted Stassi in an interview this week

some takes no one asked for:

second to Sandoval the creepiest person hands down for me will always be Jax’s Reiki person

the best age for playing hide-and-seek with your kids has got to be 4, because they’re super motivated and absolutely terrible at finding you

nice try but Ohioans really, really did not like Issue 1

we’re down but not out y’all

survivor endurance show but you have to take a tired four-year-old to Costco and Trader Joe’s on a sunday afternoon

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I don’t make the rules but if you’re a mom who goes to Aldi, you sit in silence for 20 minutes in the parking lot before going in

giving up arbitrary no spoilers rule because I gotta know when Scheana and Rob break up

and want to see Jax/Brit baby 💕

VPR marathon update (S6E12):

sorry if this is an old take but Jax’s Reiki “therapist” is so creepy, omg 😱 you do not need to sit that close to him! or hug at all

I may give up the ghost soon though bc I need some takes

just started season 6. trying to watch without any spoilers or Reddits or podcasts (for no real reason) and it’s the most self discipline ive ever mustered

the Cancers make sense but I’m surprised no Geminis - too chaotic even for Bravo, apparently

have reached the point in VPR marathon where I need to know everyone’s signs

funemployment day 42: have moved on from home updates to gf bread journey

you ever meet a silverfish you just know you’ll have to personally escort to the next state over if you never want to see it again 🙀

Two I enjoyed recently: “Who would play you in a movie?” / “What’s your earliest internet or video game memory?” (Or relevant memory category)

her him baby online

the four genders (tag yourselves)

it’s a blur of regret. I think I bought two books of stamps that will last me 5 years (Tomie dePaola was one!) and an envelope I didn’t end up using 😵‍💫

seeing a lot of threads about how to become a millionaire but none of them talk about how to go to the post office without somehow spending $27. this is the advice I need

Scary. Future president must do better than the Love is Blind reunion at a minimum

I’ve been a parent for four years now and mostly I feel the job is to take things from downstairs to upstairs and upstairs to downstairs

Went to L.A. and did L.A. things: Maru matcha, Olympic Spa, Supersweet tattoo, Huntington, Norton Simon ☀️

Back in Mountain View and it will never not be endearing to me that Californians report to be freezing when it’s 55 degrees out 😌

Yes! Either email works (Proton preferred, I can Slack you)

Ooh. I want. Any extra invites?