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Batherson wants that Pinto money

I think the equivalent is the Sens trading for Karlsson at the trade deadline

Are the Sens amazing, or do they actually suck shit? I think the answer is “yes?”

“Girl, So Confusing” by Charli xcx featuring Lorde, but it’s about the Ottawa Senators.

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Telling my kids about the last time the Senators scored first in a game

John Tavares scored his 500th career goal in garbage time of a 6-3 loss to Columbus in a game that nobody is watching. That’s got to be the worst 500th career goal of all time.

I love that there’s only one hockey game tonight and it’s the Blue Jackets beating the hell out of the Leafs.

Wincing at how painfully uncool this person is. Locked shelves! Marijuana!

Sens being a .500 team through 11 games isn’t the end of the world but if we miss the playoffs by a couple of points we’re gonna think back to those losses against Buffalo, Nashville, and Chicago…

Yeah, well, you’re not getting those hats back, so I guess we’ve both lost something here tonight, haven’t we

Hell yeah, this ESPN thing where you can watch four games at once is amazing, look at all the NHL action

Alfie getting the Jack Adams after telling Stützle to stop taping his stick stupid

Sens are coming back because they’re teaching the Hawks about capitalism.

The Sens are losing to the Blackhawks because they’re good socialists.

Taping the entire stick next time, including my hands

Stupid like a fox

Alfie getting the Jack Adams after telling Stützle to stop taping his stick stupid

I know the Sens have scored 14 goals in two games, but we have an awful lot of point-per-game players right now, and I think that’s neat.

We’re all just watching baseball while we wait for word that the Sens got to Chicago okay after having had to play tonight.

Psychopathic to imagine watching another baseball game tomorrow.

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

In Japanese culture it’s a great honor to get booed at your own home opener

When Zetterlund scores, you know you’re getting tuned up.

Sens willl go from 23rd in goal differential to something like 10th after tonight.

“Drake Batherson is Bo Bichette,” I explain during the NDP leadership candidates’ debate, instantly sealing the deal and becoming their next leader.

And tonight Bruins, Panthers, Lightning, Habs, Wings all won, so I take responsibility.

Didnt realize that buffalo didn’t qualify Bernard-Docker and let him walk for nothing. That means they traded Cozens and a 2nd for Norris on IR.

(In the Time Dungeon) Wow, this ancient skeleton looks just like mine.

You have to be on pacific time. Scoreboard watching at midnight is self-harming behavior.

Perfect night - Sens win, Bruins, Lightning, Habs, Panthers, Red Wings all lose in regulation.