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Whole thing is a farce. You’ve been accused of rape, so you cant be called Prince anymore & you have to move out of your big country estate into this other one a little further out of town bc it’s starting to look bad that we’ve been covering for you the last 6 yrs 🙄

Meghan's rosé is good. The color is nice, the aroma is lovely, and it's light with a sweetness that's not too much. I really like it. I hope she's able to distribute to stores because I'm not into paying for shipping for anything

Have a late morning flight. Got up at 7am. Finished packing, drank some coffee, ate nothing, and now I’m about to pay $10 for a bagel 😑

Sorry to my UK peeps, but one of my favorite things about Meghan Markle right now is that she'll fly everywhere except the UK. I hope she doesn't ever have a layover there.

Man, if you have a stop sign and I don’t have a stop sign it means I have the right of way and you have to stop 🙄

Like, I feel like COVID lockdown, in addition to the effects of long COVID, combined with social media use have eroded people's frontal lobes

Man, I don't even consider myself that smart but sometimes I read stuff on social media & I'm just like WTF! Had a colleague point out that global declines in cognitive functioning, possibly caused by pandemics, are associated with rise in fascism. I feel like we are definitely dumber

If you use the zoom setting, you have to use 3 fingers to navigate to other parts of your screen very enlarged screen. And Siri will not turn off the zoom setting or turn off your phone 🙂

Used the zoom setting then had a little panic bc I couldn’t get out of it, tried to turn my phone off but couldn’t see the full screen, so accidentally called my emergency contact then couldn’t turn emergency mode off 😵‍💫

Maxed out the text size on my cell and then Apple let me know that I can make it even bigger using the accessibility settings #Adulting

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but Elon is not a bad person because of Autism

Elon is a bad person because he is going to cause millions of people to starve

Laid off Hundreds of thousands of people

Stripped resources for those in greatest need

And has the chest cavity of a Decepticon

Man, the HBO Max streaming app for Roku sucks so bad.

Nah, Jose Andres is mad charming. Meghan and Jose. Meghan and Tan. Netflix if you know what’s good for you, you will make it happen. #WithLoveMeghan

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I really just love the vibe of this show man. I want to make soap

Wait until you Trump voters always complaining about doctors having funny accents realize you have to wait 6 months now instead of 1-2 to see a MD bc the hospital had to drop of 1/3rd of their resident doctors & when you see your white man doctor he sees you for 1 min bc his caseload 5011 people.

I haven't finished watching Severance or The Pitt...and none of them are better than Interview with the Vampire

My name is spelled phonetically. It is pronounced exactly how it looks. It’s also a pretty simple name. Why have two people this week mispronounced my name in a way that has some undertones 🥴

MAGA on MAGA crime I see

Man, I don't care. @governor.ny.gov I'd like you to stop sending my tax money to the feds

Watching people debase themselves for Trump is mind blowing to me. Apologies for using this terminology but it's like they're all wearing beer goggles and can't see how objectively ugly, but most of all, stupid Trump is.

I think it’s a huge flaw that liberalism attracts the kind of people who think the reason it lost is that it didn’t “make the case” when the real reason seems to be that it didn’t “crush dissent” or even like put the guy who tried to do a coup against it in jail

Twitter for you page feels like scrolling thru your junk mail. It’s just a bunch of random bot accounts posting weird ass videos and random AI shit

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Now Meghan, that roast chicken needs way more spices sis

😂😂😂 I'm so sorry.

I agree about Root Beer though

Harry doesn't like cinnamon or lobster. Man's family colonized the world, stole all kinds of spices and goods for him to not like any of the good stuff.

Someone said Tan and Meghan should do a show together and I agree. @netflix.com make it happen #WithLoveMeghan

#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky

Assad Zaman highlighted a post by ‘Dark Winds’ star Jessica Matten, who helped secure internships on ‘Interview with the Vampire’ Season 3 for two graduate students from the Indigenous Film Academy.

Just saw a commercial for Medieval Times. Can't believe they survived the pandemic. Wonder what the hiring criteria for the actors are. Remember the crowns they would give you

The problem with social media is that a lot of people mistake meanness for humor. You're not being funny, you're just being an asshole

My goodness, his arms...