Every business I shop at is so thirsty for feedback these days, they're almost as insecure as the Christian God. How did I do? Was I OK? Would you recommend me to all your neighbors? Why or why not? Why didn't you answer the previous 3 times I asked for your approval?

26.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At this point, your sober friend is thinking, this is a thankless job I never asked for. We are not going to make it to work tomorrow, so we don't need to drive home tonight. May as well join in and have some fun while we can before we lose everything.

26.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your sober friend reminds you that you're not making good decisions and if you call in again you will lose your job, your health insurance, and possibly your spouse and kids. But you decide once again to stay and drink.

26.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You have continually chosen to drink moderately, the middle ground between what seem to you to be two extreme positions. Your drunk friend wants you all to call in sick from work tomorrow.

26.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's like you're at a party with your two friends. One of them is the designated driver and keeps saying you've had enough, you need to stop drinking so you can go home and go to work tomorrow. The other friend wants you to get plastered and stay all night. [continued]

26.11.2024 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

chop wood, carry water

25.11.2024 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if Schrödinger's cat is the observer, and everything outside the box is the experiment?

22.11.2024 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People who say "If you can dream it, you can do it!" must have really boring dreams. 😮

18.11.2024 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally finished building my greenhouse yesterday. It is 12x20' with a ground level path on the uphill side and a 4' sunken path on the downhill side.

11.11.2024 20:39 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0