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@earthwormjim.bsky.social

quirked up hag ♪( ´▽`) they/she in london

39 Followers  |  55 Following  |  60 Posts  |  Joined: 29.06.2023  |  1.6611

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the worst thing ever has happened to me

05.01.2024 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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idk i kind of see the vision, like

21.11.2023 16:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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halloween candy bowl pics on main

26.10.2023 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

finished baldur's gate 3 after 180 hours and didn't get laid once

23.10.2023 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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should've never smoked that bowl now i'm a level 4 local guide on google maps

21.10.2023 16:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i fully believed joe biden had dementia until someone told me he didn't like 2 years ago

19.10.2023 10:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guy who gets his news from reddit: where did you read that, twitter? lol

15.10.2023 03:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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yaaayyy london film festival last night 🤗

06.10.2023 12:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everyone is looking at me: high in public or pretty privilege?

27.09.2023 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

asking my american boyfriend what watergate was

19.09.2023 13:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🇨🇱 wow!

18.09.2023 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

amazing what "washing your hair" can do for you

18.09.2023 17:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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incredible, just like tár.

14.09.2023 18:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
christmas themed chocolates on a supermarket shelf.

christmas themed chocolates on a supermarket shelf.

it's the middle of september

12.09.2023 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dad sent me a psy-ops job listing with the british army and told me i'd be great at it

09.09.2023 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

cried for an hour because astarion was so mean to me at the druid party

08.09.2023 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
me in a black t-shirt taking a selfie in front of framed portraits of joe biden and kamala harris

me in a black t-shirt taking a selfie in front of framed portraits of joe biden and kamala harris

met brandon and big sister general

07.09.2023 12:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a toilet from behind with the Drive jacket scorpion on it

a toilet from behind with the Drive jacket scorpion on it

im extremely busy i dont have time to be doing stuff like this

04.09.2023 21:43 — 👍 475    🔁 65    💬 9    📌 3

just a george looking for his jerry

04.09.2023 19:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

terrible news: i met astarion in bg3

04.09.2023 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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yaaaayy

02.09.2023 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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chilling playing little big planet 3

01.09.2023 21:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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can't wait to see what jobs have been posted today

29.08.2023 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I do it, it's feels more like a handhobby.

26.08.2023 19:31 — 👍 34    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0
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🦟 ~~~~~

26.08.2023 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me looking at myself in the self checkout camera

25.08.2023 12:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i had a plot advancing sex scene with your mom

18.08.2023 08:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a mirror selfie in my super cute bathroom. i'm wearing a cropped white tank top and baggy jeans. hehe.

a mirror selfie in my super cute bathroom. i'm wearing a cropped white tank top and baggy jeans. hehe.

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hiiii >_<

11.08.2023 13:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
fresh cinnamon coffee cake in a black cake tin on a kitchen wooden kitchen counter

fresh cinnamon coffee cake in a black cake tin on a kitchen wooden kitchen counter

a cinnamon coffee cake on a plate with several bites taken out of it

a cinnamon coffee cake on a plate with several bites taken out of it

🧑‍🍳

26.07.2023 22:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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