A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?"
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
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A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Does that animal talk?"
The parrot replied, "I don't know."
You are missing the point. Local inhabitants, Mandarin Penguins, produce on overage two eggs each day. And they donโt buy eggs from the US! Shame on them!
03.04.2025 11:29 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No kidding. He's tariffing uninhabited islands.๐คช
02.04.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just figured out where these fake tariff rates come from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us. So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.
james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country
"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
Greenland for the win.
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Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Hereโs one of them with a message you can see from space.
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.. und in Talkshows wird weiterhin der Versuch unternommen die #AfDVerbotjetzt argumentativ zu stellen und zu entzaubern, die Moderatoren haben offensichtlich nichts aus der Geschichte gelernt @Markus__Lanz @maischberger @CarenMiosga @louisklamroth @maybritillner
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If Trump was President in 1940
03.03.2025 12:45 โ ๐ 3744 ๐ 1820 ๐ฌ 80 ๐ 182Text
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24.02.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 31799 ๐ 7219 ๐ฌ 522 ๐ 387โI actually think heโs doing what anybody else would do,โ Trump said in the Oval Office on Friday of Vladimir Putin, who is wanted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court in The Hague.
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Trump says Putin launching massive strike on Ukraine is โwhat anybody would doโ ๐ณ๐คฏ
Tramp and JD cut off everything for Ukrainians to protect themselves and he say thatโs what everybody would doโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ. Are you ok with that USA!!? Really ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
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A mostly blank page with the words Strong and Free, from the English version of the Canadian national anthem ) Below the fold of this newspaper sheet , in smaller type, news and editorial references to the trade war
This is the first page of this morningโs edition of the Globe and Mail (arguably the English Canadian paper of record)
I donโt remember seeing anything like this before
The Eiffel Tower lights up Paris in the colours of Ukraine today๐บ๐ฆ
24.02.2025 21:48 โ ๐ 241 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 2Sickening.
21.02.2025 10:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Our current chain of command
20.02.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The US and Europe are at a crossroads. A new world order is emerging.
Trumpโs Zelenskyy tirade proves too much for European leaders to stomach.
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The Ukrainians got a comedian turned hero, the US got a reality tv guy turned fucking orange clown.
20.02.2025 00:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Der ganz reale Wahnsinn: Der Schulterschluss der Lรผgner. Die Leugnung eines gigantischen Kriegsverbrechens.
19.02.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 2270 ๐ 668 ๐ฌ 133 ๐ 34I loved your campaigns against Brexit. But this is your best ever.
Some do Hitler salutes. I salute your wit.
Stand with Ukrainians as Trump prepares to sell them out
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Part of tonightโs awesome Starling murmuration at Rearsby #ukbirding #vc55birds
13.02.2025 23:23 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Released 48 years ago today
"Anarchy in the U.K." the legendary debut single by the Sex Pistols
#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #punklegends #sexpistols #anarchyintheuk #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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24.11.2024 22:35 โ ๐ 52923 ๐ 2869 ๐ฌ 751 ๐ 179Thatโs the problem with Tesla self-driving. The cars just want to keep turning right, right, extreme right.
21.08.2024 09:29 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0indeed, the IT Crowd is insanely funny!
And, from the same Irish co-writer, Graham Linehan, my favourite sitcom ever..
Father Ted!
For free full episode from its producers:
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